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... 'kay, so maybe I doctored the last one a bit. But it was only the last line, I swear, that said I was going to have an affair with him and then leave him. Like I'd do that. *starry eyed*
Name Thingie!
-If you call me Brittany, you know me from RL. Oo Or on-line, and you're miffed.
-If you call me Brie, you know me from a writing list. o.o Probably a HP one. (stabs them with sporks) They're scary.
-If you call me Britts you're a member of my family or an on-line friend.
-If you call me Brittsy-boo, you're cessball. I <3 you, Cess. Oh yeah, you might be evilwildlex. ._. She informed me so, since I have a horrible memory and forgot. >.>
-If you call me Britty, you're remus_no_miko. Die, Allison. And Katie, too.
-If you call me Spears, you're my husband. Hi, Matt! <3
-If you call me reeve31 you're a stalker from my past. Go hide again.
-If you call me chryskitty you only know me from my journal. oO
-If you call me Chrys you know me from a couple of writing groups that I'm not on any more.
-If you call me Candyman then... I must kill you.
-If you call me Boodles you're my mother or occassionally Jen. This is not tolerated.
-If you call me Poopsie-Woopsie then you're my father and I shall have to hurt you.
-If you call me Poopie you're Jen.
-If you call me Dork you're Jen.
-If you call me Lazy Ass you're Jen too.
-If you call me Little Shit then, hey, you're Jen.
-If you call me Norvelly you're my sixth grade SS teacher. Hi, Mr. Hill.
-If you call me Brain you're a dumb person from my school. Step away from the journal.
-If you call me Loff, Dearest, Mine Sweetest, etc. then you're my Cessy. <3 <3 <3, loff!
-If you call me Hooba then you're Jen.
-If you call me Bitch then you're Emily. :P
-If you call me Ho then you're Shyann. I have terrible friends.
-If you call me Brittany Elizabeth then you're Allison and are incredibly stupid.
-If you call me a hoser then you're my mother. Evil woman.
-If you call me Kat then you're Michelle. Hi, vermilionume!
-If you call me a Butt Pirate then you're also my mom. She's so mean to me.
-If you call me Butt Tart then you're someone who has stolen my insult. Die.
-If you call me the love of my life then I wish you were John Cusack or Johnny Depp. Hah. Or maybe Alan Rickman.
... jannbond is going to pimp my comm for me~! Hee hee.
So now I shall sign off!