I am completely fed up.

[chth]

Hey guys, did you hear there's a new kid in town? That's right, the "emo" kid. I don't know if he likes anyone... he just sits in his room in the dark all day and cuts his wrists. On an unrelated note, I'm beating a dead horse.

For those of you who missed the obvious satire:

"Down the road, not across th str- SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU ARE NOT FUNNY.

Comments

[ex_sno]

Hey..hey, Ben..

How many emokids does it take to put in a lightbulb.

That's right, ten.

One to put the damn thing in, one to write a song about it and eight more to cry about it how it doesn't work (thus the dark)

LOL

[xhopeinanguishx]

HEY! They are too funny. It's even better when people think you are one.

[chth]

No, see, they're not funny. Especially when every one of them sounds something like "IM GONNA GO CRY NOW! GET IT? CUZ IM EMO! I HAVE MASTERED THE ART OF SATIRICAL IMPRESSIONS!"

That's pretty funny in itself, but only because I did a shitty satirical impression of someone doing a shitty satirical impression.

-chth

[xhopeinanguishx]

no. you don't know shit.

[ex_sno]

Kill yourself.

[ex_sno]

wow you must really hate emo kids like myself… Yeah yeah yeah the stereotypical view of “Emo” is *cry cry* but its only our emotions…. you others must be cold blooded heartless assholes… you fucking suck..ps chucks fucking rock also so just get over yourself and move on because you will NEVER be emo like us…

[chth]