People are too busy.

[chth]

Kim (Manager): "Where's your tie?"
Me: "It broke. I need a new one."
"How did it break?"
"Well, I strangled my mom with it, but when I burned the body I forgot to take it off."
"Ok, I'll have them order you a new one."
"Were you listening?"
"What?"

-chth

Comments

[hoyteamo]

Haha, good job Ben.

[lossoflogic]

You seem to do a lot of things that make my life much better.

~)}!{(~ Tohru ~)}!{(~

[chth]

I try. BFF!

[still_electro]

She's so fat and she never listens. My cousin worked there like 5 years ago and got fired because he called her a fat-ass.

[morninglory17]

so, in other words, shes fat? is that what youre trying to say? also, she must be mentally retarded, because anyone who works at mcdonalds for 5 years...

[rockonhardcore]

no no no....5 years AGO...

[morninglory17]

doesnt the manager who ben was talking about still work there...? in which case, if she were also there 5 years ago, she has worked there for 5 years or more? hmm.