Superheroes have superpowers. Spiderman climbs wall; shoots webs. Superman had the super speed, super strength, super everything. But Batman? Batman has shit. Batman has super-tight clothes, a super-lame catchphrase, and a utility belt. That's his superpower. A utility belt. He's not vengeance, he's not the night, he's just a guy with dead parents ( Read more... )

DISCLAIMER:

The following is a link to an image that you will probably be offended by.

Oh, yes.

-chth

*If you have no life and no friends and your only hope of remotley fitting in is to put something shitty and meaningless in your livejournal, put this in your livejournal.*

You are not trendy.
This has been a public service announcment.

-chth

- Recent events in my life -

Richard: "Hey Briggs, how many counts is it?"
Me: "Twelve!"
Richard: "Yeah, you just took thirteen."
Me "...that's my right foot!"

Dumbass.

Little update: I totally have a girlfriend now. Go me.

- Overdose -

EXPECIALLY IS NOT A WORD.

That is all.

-chth

- Recent events in my life -

My grandpa died of skin cancer. I can't believe you brought that up... asshole. But seriously folks, I have the worst sunburn on the planet. Like, once I start peeling, I will have no face left. Get me some aloe, quick. Band was interesting today... Richard made me look like a complete ass in front of everyone. I love ( Read more... )

- Recent events in my life -

First day of post camp... hell yes.  Oh wait... by 'hell yes,' I actually meant 'hell no.' It wasn't too fun, save some moments in sectionals when I creamed myself repeatedly while playing the second song. So... awesome... can't... take it.... OH GOD! Then I got home, and I went out for a skate session. Turns out, that ( Read more... )

- Recent events in my life -

Well, I think I got the point across that I actually have feelings for Sarah, and I think I said something pseudo-romantic, but looking back it was more like cheesey and stupid. Oh, well. I woke up incredibly perky this morning... I've never enjoyed the smell of processed animal product so much.

- Overdose -

Low-carb ( Read more... )