"wow", you say? "Another real post from Jessica?! It must be my lucky day!"
Oh, gee...thanks :) That made my day.
Onto something better...Well not really...
Im a little dissapointed today. Not mad, not sad...dissapointed.
Shall I elaborate?
Some of you may know this already (Nadia does, I know that) but Jessica is dissapointed because she was supposed to go over to her very cute boyfriend's house this coming Saturday and Sunday...but plans change. Now she doesnt know WHEN she will see the little guy next. They only ever get to see each other once a week (two if they're lucky..) and this week there is a definite chance that they won't get to see each other even once! This upsets Jessica. She might not even get to see him for two whole weeks...
okay, don't ask me why this was in third-person. I do not know. I'm just crazy like that.
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Let's see, what else is going on in my life that would interest you guys?
Nothing that would interest you...
But I will go into it anyways!
Just humour me.
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Let's see now, what have I done lately that is interesting...hmm...
Oh, I did my volunteer hours at the bank throughout Spring Break..but I think I talked about that in my last post...hmm...
I finished Marketing 11 during the first week of Spring Break! and I started Marketing 12 yesterday...
But the school is extremely CHEAP and therefore I do not get a textbook...
Because, y'know, that's not really important in order to do the course...
Everyone knows that.
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I'm The Only Gay Eskimo,
I'm The Only One I Know,
I'm The Only Gay Eskimo,
In My Tribe.
I Go Out Seal Hunting With My Best Friend Tarka,
But All I Want To Do Is Get Into His Parka.
I'm The Only Gay Eskimo,
In My Tribe.
Well...Me And Nuckluckchuckbuck,
We Both Like Blubber,
But Me I've Got This Crazy Fetish For Rubber.
I'm The Only Gay Eskimo,
In My Tribe.
I Make A Wish On The Northern Lights,
That I Can Find A Decent Pair Of Whale Skin Tights.
I'm The Only Gay Eskimo,
In My Tribe.
These Cold Winter Nights Are Taking Their Toll,
I Even Get Excited When I See The North Pole.
(See The North Pole)
I'm The Only Gay Eskimo,
(Only Gay Eskimo)
I'm The Only One I Know,
(Only One I Know)
I'm The Only Gay Eskimo,
(Only Gay Eskimo)
In my tribe!
hehe that made me a little happier :)
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Oooh, I'm listening to Robin Black at the moment but that can change any second
(or in 30 seconds to be exact...)
Ok...No More Robin Black...
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My aunt is going through like menopause or some shit like that and she's being a complete bitch to EVERYONE in the house, I
fucking dislike her at the moment. I can't even talk to her. Blah..
That last cut was just so that I didnt offend anyone with that rather spicy word.
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Oh! My work called me today!
Why? you ask
Well I'll tell you
Well! it started like this...
I was about to lay down for a nap and I told my uncle that if someone calls for me, then just wake me up. well...low and behold, the phone rings JUST as I closed the door and sat on my bed. My uncle laughed and handed me the phone...it was the receptionist, Carol, who wanted to ask me a question. She asked me if I'd seen a crown on March 23rd...
That is a RIDICULOUS question, considering that I see a number of crowns on any given day and it would be silly to assume that I would remember one single crown from 3 weeks ago. Would you agree?
Anyways..I tell her that I dont recall and I'm not sure if I saw that particular crown on that particular day..so (get this) she proceeds to..describe...the crown. In hopes that perhaps a description of the crown will perhaps joggle my memory and allow me to remember
Keep in mind that all crowns look the same, more or less
To summarize, I dont have a clue what crown she's talking about
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Anyways, I think that's it..oh wait..one more cut because I'm being an lj-cut whore
Small, Simple, Safe Price.
Rise The Wake And Carry Me With All Of My Regrets.
This Is Not A Small Cut That Scabs,
And Dries
And Flakes
And Heals.
And I Am Not Afraid To Die.
I'm Not Afraid To Bleed
And Fuck
And Fight.
I Want The Pain Of Payment.
What's Left,
But A Section Of Pigme Sized Cuts?
Much Like A Slew Of A Thousand Unwanted Fucks.
Would You Be My Little Cut?
Would You Be My Thousand Fucks?
And Make Mark Leaving Space For The Guilt To Be Liquid.
To Fill
And Spill Over
And Under My Thoughts.
My Sad
Sorry
Selfish Cry Out To The Cutter.
I'm Cutting Trying To Picture Your Black Broken Heart.
Love Is Not Like Anything.
Especially A Fucking Knife.
Okay, bye bye for now
-Jess