I know, I gave him some pointers. I said "Hey, Craigy baby, you lookin' a lil' thin. Here, there's these things called JUNK FOOD. Amazing. They taste like haeven adn they make your ass grow like ten times."
I'm just going to get a beer bong and tape it to his mouth. He might die, but I have to try SOMETHING.
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Oh, no, hon, we don't need to send him pies. We need to send him BEER. Lots of it. Ever since he cleaned up he's lost his legacy, AKA CHUB. ;___;
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Holy shit yes. The no-booze turned him boring and skinny. He deserves to get his arse kicked.
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I'm just going to get a beer bong and tape it to his mouth. He might die, but I have to try SOMETHING.
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oh man there was a possibility that i could have gone to the london show but i had a fight with my dad today so i doubt that'll be happening now :/
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Craig ILY better now.
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