Rofflecopter accellerate, Mark is stupid. He SAW me talking to Ryan last night, with his own two painfully stupid eyes. I know this because he said to me in such a snyde tone ' Say hi to him for me '. I smiled, ' Hi to who ? '. ' Will ' he responds. In my head, I hear an entire room burst into laughter, every one who is in on what has happened, ( Read more... )

Today, is day 1/18. A long process of torture, waiting and waiting for the rescue to arrive. I would be utterly giddy if Dad sent some one up in a suit of armor to carry me out. Actually, I would be even more giddy if Dad went out of his way and snagged my sexy Ryan to help me move shit, I bet he wouldn't mind either ( Read more... )

Buwah, I am a mastermind. I can't believe how stupid mark is, yet again. I am just continually stunned.

Dad says tomorrow, tomorrow tomorrow. I am going to go sing now, I don't have words.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL Mark is so fucking stupid! I have that asshole convinced that I sure didn't fall in love when I went to florida. He believes it too, amazing. He says he doesn't trust me but clearly this is a falsehood. I am utterly amused at his ignorance ( Read more... )

Patience is on my foot. each step will carry me closer. I wonder what he likes to eat, and I forgot his favorite wine. but Aquarius that's good for my sign.

I'm in control now. I have the thunder bird, and I am driving. We get lost a little bit, buy a map. More ciggies, energy drinks, whatever ( Read more... )

I'm not quite sure where to begin here, but I think the best way to do things would be suggesting that you imagine the part of my fair lady after the grand ball, where they are singing ' I can't believe she did it, she did it she did it '. Because fuck if that isn't how I feel ( Read more... )

OMFG SURVIVOR IS LOVE ( Read more... )

So, a revelation ( Read more... )

Banana Daquiri baby, I am dreaming of a smooth icy drink and you're it. You yellow diva, I will peel you and stick you in my mouth. I hope you have a cherry on top ( Read more... )