The Thousand Mile Chronicles: The Mad Libs version.

[chuckallied]

So obviously, for those following my haphazard and somewhat scatter-brained journal, I've made it San Diego in my quest to ______________ {verb} the world of ______________ {person, place or thing}.

Life has been ______________ {adjective} because I've been sure to drink lots of ______________ {liquid}. At times I've had to ride my

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i'm no good at these....

[ruxpinrumble]

So obviously, for those following my haphazard and somewhat scatter-brained journal, I've made it San Diego in my quest to destroy the world of texas hold 'em poker.

Life has been dandy because I've been sure to drink lots of lighter fluid. At times I've had to ride my .007 wheeled bike on haunted highways, past love-hungry truckers. This is a mostly safe activity during the day, but at night it can be very dangerous. Thankfully a friend secured me a highly reflective gnome. When I wear this, I'm easy to see even at night.

But what have I lost with all my time since beginning this trip? Certainly there's been no shortage of things to steal. Sadly, updating my friends and family has taken a back burner. But now that's all changed! Look at this wonderful super model that I've made. And many of you have asked for updates, except for Alan Greenspan, so I guess you can tell them to plug their ears or something.

Mad Libs are the ______________{person, place or thing}

[chuckallied]

Oh man! Props to you for being the first Mad Libs replicant. You should win a fat prize for that. If you like, email me your address and I'll see if something can be arranged. You can contact le_soleil_noir or jizzthegreat or, uh... other random people with smoke signals I guess, for chuckallied mailing references.

P.S.
How'd you know about the lighter fluid?

[ruxpinrumble]

woohoo! i won! props to me! i am awesome!

...and now that you drank all the lighter fluid, how the hell am i gonna be able to smoke signal your peeps?

[chuckallied]

Sorry. You'll have to rub sticks together.

[ananke]

[chuckallied]

Thanks for the add and welcome aboard.