Dirt Bag Chef

[chuckdeass]

Man..I got in a fight last night. I went to this bar were they make the best cheeseburgers on the Island. It was 2:30 am and I was hungry! I ran into some friends and we partied for a couple hours and I left my burger on the bar. I walked home, (I hate driving when I'm partying and it's 3 minute walk down hill to but uphill back), and I got

Comments

[tutore]

Or a pizza!

[washeteria]

you dont need it you get enough protein from sucking the president's dick

purely joking
ill be living in bushieland in 2 weeks when i move to austin

want me to mail a burger from the states?
they have crazy long lasting dry ice these days