Did I do the right thing? I want someone to tell me I did. Without being biased.

I need a little more guts...

Many years ago... During fencing practice with D'Artagnan, I got a call from Axl Rose. Maybe you've heard of him... he's in a little bad called Guns N' Roses. Anyway, he was plastered drunk and needed me to sub for him in practice. I did the up-right worm-shuffle into practice, no one there could tell a difference. I think Slash was a little ( Read more... )

Dear ex-coworker Jason,

You came in every day for 3 hours. How was that for you? You made what, 40 bucks a week? Which didn't make a lot of sense, after all, you partied quite hard. You're 21, go out drinking on weekends with you "dudes" and hangout with highschool cheerleaders because they can get "pretty crazy". Let's not forget about your brand ( Read more... )

He was reclined in one of the most comfortable lawn chairs I had ever seen. I approached him with skepticism. His face was shaded by a very white, very wide, straw-brimmed hat. The bright colors and shapes on his Hawaiian button-up shirt invaded my thoughts with palm trees and soothing tides; his bare legs, fortunately or unfortunately, depending ( Read more... )

A few items of business-

Now, I'm not an environmentalist,  but it's not hard to throw things away and keep the city clean.

Firstly, scenario time: You go outside and whip out a piece of gum, the wrapper is in your hand. The wheels and cranks in your head rotate, spin, and do whatever it is they do. For some reason your hand loosens the grip on the ( Read more... )

I played Baseball today, and got my first homerun. ever.

If you have mucial tendancies. These are for you:

Search Youtube for "Lecture Musical" (And/or Library Musical.. the lecture one is better). If you detest Youtube, then go to their main site at www.prangstgrup.com.

Hate Pachelbel's Canon in D? Me too. And So does the the guy in the Youtube video "Pachelbel rant"

I know. I'm making you look them up ( Read more... )

I am filthing about (to filth- the act of Filthing; to feel  gratified and accomplished for doing absolutely nothing), until I start work on Monday. Mm. Can't wait.


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Opened my first checking account. I got a Pilates fitness ball and a gym bag out of it.

Man, I feel cool.

Dear Friends, what I am about to tell you, is true. And, If I may say so-- Wonderful.

Today, I felt especially motivated to send a letter off to a friend. After lunch, I go to the back yard and get out my bike. Flat tire. No big deal. I fill it up and mosey along to the Post Office. The fun ensues. I lurch in, a little winded from the two-and-a-half ( Read more... )