the first of many original brittany jokes:

[chuckles044742]

so there's this group of friends and they are coming out of a farm. (they spent their friday night milking and dancing with cows) so they are all walking towards their horses and one of the guys (we'll just call him jack) yells, "the last one to your horse is a pile of cow dung!" so everyone bolts to the horses and poor little jack trips over a

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look, a bird!

[gathringfaggots]

i just want you to know how weird you are. and it wasn't too long ago that i realized that 2 percent milk joke was not a p squared original, but rather a napolean dynamite rip off.

ignominy should be heaped upon you.

superman?

[chuckles044742]

i've never seen napolean dynamite. hello. you knew that wasn't an original. i got it from the program on one of the drama plays at corona, which i believe you went to with me. pft. you think you know a person.

known person

[gathringfaggots]

which play? might i ask. and i did. so answer it
please.

are you calling me a man?

super

UFO?

[chuckles044742]

that one. with the actors. it was at corona. palbykin was there.

i knew it.

[oh_so_1337]

AAAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......

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I dont get it?

[chuckles044742]

at least someone understands.

[ruisenor]

understands that you need professional help!!!

Meaning you haven't properly been trained to be a hooker!!!

Which means I'll teach you the ways...

For $400. I'm a hooker? You expect free things? That's like expecting peanut butter NOT to stick to your mouth, it's madness.

[bklane]

I love you brit that joke was awesome.. do u know of any good pranks we could do to some boys in our ward!!! thankx hott stuff