(19:26:16) Charles: i got some patch attach too
(19:26:29) Charles: and another HUGE permanent marker
(19:26:56) Charles: It's almost penis-sized
(19:27:47) Charles: The diameter needs another inch or two, and the length two or three
(19:27:58) Charles: plus it, you know, can't write on stuff.
(19:28:07) Charles: They both mark.
(19:29:22) Aurora: ( Read more... )

Ampersand isn't coming home.

Bitches, man ( Read more... )

DisorderRatingParanoid Personality Disorder:Very HighSchizoid Personality Disorder:Very HighSchizotypal Personality Disorder:Very HighAntisocial Personality Disorder:HighBorderline Personality Disorder:LowHistrionic Personality Disorder:LowNarcissistic Personality Disorder:ModerateAvoidant Personality Disorder:HighDependent Personality Disorder: ( Read more... )

Masturbation in the shower is not recommended if you have Hobbit feet.

Accidentally cut a couple fingers with a screwdriver Wednesday. Put a bandage on, and then drew on it.

( And here's a picture of it. )

Tried to give Danielle suggestions on a story she had to write (must use one-syllable words), but none were good enough:Why sleep? To dream? I do ( Read more... )

( Reverse peeping. )

First:My family was at some outdoor event, and I showed up late, but on the way to meet them, I saw a bike that was just lying on the sidewalk. I rode it home, came back, and returned it. Some kid accused me of stealing it, and I ignored him and sat next to my family. The kid told his parents, and then my family, except my brother and I, went to ( Read more... )

Penn and Teller: Bullshit! War on Drugs