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There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

"Does this rag smell like cloroform to you?"

You Are Wind
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This pirate took a real beating apparently. I'll be calling this "the Russian method" from now on.

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Surely they are joking?

A store that sells new husbands has just opened on 5th Ave in New York City where women can go to choose a husband.

As you enter the store there is a list of instructions of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors to the store and the attributes of the men increase as ascend the flights

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So, apparently it's illegal to carry a knife in the UK, and further, there's no reason to own one. Unless you like your sandwich in halves, I guess.

Limeys.