Why must I always be the bearer of bad news?!
Ladies and gentlemen...
I've got some upsetting news.
Chudley: YOU DON'T LIKE BACON?!
Matt: I hate bacon
Matt: why does everyone like bacon
Chudley: you're insane!
Matt: its repulsive
Chudley: omg... I actually just lost respect for you
Matt: LOL
Chudley: wow.... you think you know a person....
Matt: I like just about every meat, except for bacon
Matt: I refuse to eat it
Chudley: I'm stunned
Matt: Is it so suprising?
Chudley: yes!
Chudley: bacon is like cinammon - - everyone likes it
Chudley:
Adam- Sundin out 3-4 weeks, goddamn. says:
weird man
Adam- Sundin out 3-4 weeks, goddamn. says:
everyone likes bacon
Adam- Sundin out 3-4 weeks, goddamn. says:
im jewish and I LOVES the bacon
Adam- Sundin out 3-4 weeks, goddamn. says:
GIVE ME BACON CHEESEBURGERS RAGAGGAGAGA
Matt: LOL
Matt: It does not taste good and it looks physically disgusting
Chudley: IT TASTES LIKE GOD
Matt: Whatever man, whatever
Matt: You don't eat it at breakfast do you?
Chudley: I eat it at every meal that I can! ESPECIALLY breakfast
Matt: If i ate it at breakfast I would be so sick
Chudley: ?!
Chudley: BUT...
Chudley: I...
Chudley: it's BACON
Matt: we obviously have irreconciable world views here
Chudley: I've NEVER met someone who hated bacon
Matt: I'm unique!
Chudley:or unfunctioning
Matt: I get by somehow
Chudley: I'm pretty sure you won't get into heaven if you don't eat bacon.
Matt: I'm atheist, I'm not getting into heaven anyways
Chudley: YOU COULD! IF YOU ATE BACON!
Chudley:
Chudley works in mysterious ways says:
Matt M@R$H@LL hates bacon.
Discuss.
Startin' to feel the heat...stress time approaches. says:
matt is also a crazy physicist
Matt: I think the question shoudl be reversed. How could you like bacon?
Chudley: because it's salty and greasy and meaty and delicious!
Matt: exactly! Those are alll the characteristics that make it revolting!
Chudley: :O
Chudley: do you realize that you're speaking nonsense?!
Matt:I am not!
Matt: I am a fount of truth
Chudley: you don't even begin to make sense
Chudley: you're speaking some kind of bizarro language
Chudley: where what you say means the opposite
Matt: lol, thats it
Chudley: k
Chudley: I gotta go
Chudley: but I want you to know that there's something wrong with your head
Matt: I must go too
Matt: thanks
Matt: ciao!
In short.... Matt hates bacon. PURE INSANITY.
One of these days I may do a real post...
Also, I must give props to my boy capn_ahab who sent me this over MSN today:
Ron's Just Ron says:
you kicked my ass but good last week sir...I bow humbly before thee
And this is why I like Ron. Because although he talks some pretty good smack, he's always willing to admit when he has, in fact, been beaten. It was pleasure playing you last week Ron, it was close to the very end. Well done.
I've got some upsetting news.
Chudley: YOU DON'T LIKE BACON?!
Matt: I hate bacon
Matt: why does everyone like bacon
Chudley: you're insane!
Matt: its repulsive
Chudley: omg... I actually just lost respect for you
Matt: LOL
Chudley: wow.... you think you know a person....
Matt: I like just about every meat, except for bacon
Matt: I refuse to eat it
Chudley: I'm stunned
Matt: Is it so suprising?
Chudley: yes!
Chudley: bacon is like cinammon - - everyone likes it
Chudley:
Adam- Sundin out 3-4 weeks, goddamn. says:
weird man
Adam- Sundin out 3-4 weeks, goddamn. says:
everyone likes bacon
Adam- Sundin out 3-4 weeks, goddamn. says:
im jewish and I LOVES the bacon
Adam- Sundin out 3-4 weeks, goddamn. says:
GIVE ME BACON CHEESEBURGERS RAGAGGAGAGA
Matt: LOL
Matt: It does not taste good and it looks physically disgusting
Chudley: IT TASTES LIKE GOD
Matt: Whatever man, whatever
Matt: You don't eat it at breakfast do you?
Chudley: I eat it at every meal that I can! ESPECIALLY breakfast
Matt: If i ate it at breakfast I would be so sick
Chudley: ?!
Chudley: BUT...
Chudley: I...
Chudley: it's BACON
Matt: we obviously have irreconciable world views here
Chudley: I've NEVER met someone who hated bacon
Matt: I'm unique!
Chudley:or unfunctioning
Matt: I get by somehow
Chudley: I'm pretty sure you won't get into heaven if you don't eat bacon.
Matt: I'm atheist, I'm not getting into heaven anyways
Chudley: YOU COULD! IF YOU ATE BACON!
Chudley:
Chudley works in mysterious ways says:
Matt M@R$H@LL hates bacon.
Discuss.
Startin' to feel the heat...stress time approaches. says:
matt is also a crazy physicist
Matt: I think the question shoudl be reversed. How could you like bacon?
Chudley: because it's salty and greasy and meaty and delicious!
Matt: exactly! Those are alll the characteristics that make it revolting!
Chudley: :O
Chudley: do you realize that you're speaking nonsense?!
Matt:I am not!
Matt: I am a fount of truth
Chudley: you don't even begin to make sense
Chudley: you're speaking some kind of bizarro language
Chudley: where what you say means the opposite
Matt: lol, thats it
Chudley: k
Chudley: I gotta go
Chudley: but I want you to know that there's something wrong with your head
Matt: I must go too
Matt: thanks
Matt: ciao!
In short.... Matt hates bacon. PURE INSANITY.
One of these days I may do a real post...
Also, I must give props to my boy capn_ahab who sent me this over MSN today:
Ron's Just Ron says:
you kicked my ass but good last week sir...I bow humbly before thee
And this is why I like Ron. Because although he talks some pretty good smack, he's always willing to admit when he has, in fact, been beaten. It was pleasure playing you last week Ron, it was close to the very end. Well done.