friends don't waste wine...

[chugalugme]

21 days bitches.

be careful about what you say around me for the next two weeks...

because i'm real quick to cross you off my christmas list.

21 reasons why i love christmas:

#1

i can sing "santa clause is coming to town" to get the kids at work to shut up and be my personal slaves.

we have 200 couches where you can sleep tonight,

Comments

[pressednorgandy]

bitch slut ho gay dweeb.

[condoleezzarice]

I NEED MY MASTER PIECE!!!!!!

[condoleezzarice]

nevermind. it's incomplete. I've come up with another fucking brilliant idea to add to it.

save it.

I want me some beer flavored smirnoff.

[tapedecklace]

marcelle! hello

meg