Little missy, I came up to you scratching my groin all suavely, and you totally snubbed me. TOTALLY! How are you supposed to slap your professor's ass if you're gonna be all like that? Psssht. Is this how you are to all your ojisans? *points to above family tree* PSSSSSHT.
*perks bum up* It's there. Ignore it, and be prepared to get magnets implanted in BOTH OUR ASSES! I don't put my [non-existent] children in corners with Dunce hats, but that wouldn't be a bad idea. *rubs chin*
I did? Mou! ;o; So sorry! *pets* o.o Ummm, I luff you long time too ... Mark my words, I'll randomly go up to you someday and slap your ass XD When you least expect it, Ojisan XD;; Watch your bum!
Oh yeah??? Well, I'll implant a motion sensor in my ass, so when your hand comes near, my ass will vibrate and an alarm will go off, and it'll evacuate the premises. That's right, MY ASS WILL LITERALLY RUN AWAY. Now that's somethin' to chew on, eh? High tech Bond-ass... technology. OH YEAH! 8D
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*perks bum up* It's there. Ignore it, and be prepared to get magnets implanted in BOTH OUR ASSES! I don't put my [non-existent] children in corners with Dunce hats, but that wouldn't be a bad idea. *rubs chin*
PSSSSHT.
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Mark my words, I'll randomly go up to you someday and slap your ass XD
When you least expect it, Ojisan XD;; Watch your bum!
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Hehe, wang smiley...
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