Replay, Rewind, Reset (Chapter two)
Title: Replay, Rewind, Reset (Chapter two)
Author: chulliechullie
Pairing: TaeminxMinho/2min, OnewxJonghyunxKey/Onjongkey
Rating: Pg-13
Genre: Romance, comedy
Summary: Whore meets bad karma.
"SELECTIVE AMNESIA???!!!"
o______o
"Selective what?" Key blurted out, the words sounded so alien to him
"Taemin has selective amnesia. It's amnesia, only that, it's selective meaning it's possible for him to forget one particular person and all his memories with him/her. It may be someone he greatly value, or it can be his worst enemy, doesn't matter, but in most cases, people who acquires this kind of amnesia tends to forget the one person they love the most"
There was silence...
....
....
....
...and more silence.
"You have to be shitting me! What the hell is that? Why Minho? Why only Minho?" Key was outraged, the doctor's words sounded plain stupid to his ears
"I told you sir, it's selective amnesia. It's a disease where people tend to forget the one person they shared most of their memories with" The doctor took a step back as he explained further
Goddamnit. That has to be the worst disease anyone's lover can have. Lee Jinki, don't you dare forget my beautiful face or I swear I'll kill you million times over! Key thought bitterly
"So what do we need to do? I mean you're a doctor right?" Key desperately begged for a solution, there has to be a way to make him regain his memory
The doctor put on a sad face which irritated Key all the more
"Well, I'm afraid it all depends on Taemin. Only him can restore his memory again, so let's just hope that in time he will. Just make sure he's happy -- stress-free and probably when the right time comes, he'll remember again..."
Key glared at the doctor...and it was deadly.
"Are you some kind of doctor quack quack who just got out of the pond or what?" Due to frustration, Key started insulting the poor, defenseless doctor who was only doing his job
"Sir, please calm down. Only Taemin can heal himself and as of now the best thing you can do is wait -- patiently"
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[Shinee's apartment]
As they entered their apartment, the same atmoshphere welcomed them
"Nothing changed" Taemin smiled, he was finally home again
"Oh believe me, nothing is the same now" Minho replied lifelessly, sighing heavily before he proceeded to his room
After Key's announcement regarding Taemin having selective amnesia Minho wanted so much to be alone -- he wanted to heal whatever needs to be healed
"Umma, that stranger is weird. Is he angry cause I slapped him?" Taemin stared at Minho's lifeless body, he was bothered and his conscience was not helping either
"Don't mind him, he's just..." Key paused, finding the right word to say "...conflicted"
"Conflicted?" Taemin knew there's something more behind his Umma's words
"Yes. Let's leave it to that" Key dropped the topic, leaving Taemin with mysteries
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Key spent the whole day chatting with his beloved son. He updated Taemin on things he needed to catch up with.
He told him not to worry about performances for he will be exempted until next month, he told him they would shop, buy clothes blah blah blah.
School, fans, noonas, hyungs, makeover, food, -- name it. Key blabbered about it all
He talked about every possible thing in this world -- well, except one -- Choi Minho.
Minho was not part of the 'let's talk about' list. He didn't even bother explaining who the hell he was.
Plus the maknae never really asked about Minho so Key assumed there's no need for introduction.
It's enough for Taemin to know that he is a stranger, he is conflicted and he lives with SHINee. Period.
"Yeobo~" Key called his lover using his forever charming voice
"Yes?" Onew and Jonghyun answered in unison, both focused their gaze at the Diva
...
Awkward silence followed their voices, everyone froze.
Key pierced his eyes at Jonghyun. Onew on the other hand can't help but sigh, he was getting tired of this.
Jonghyun keeps on forgetting.
"And I thought love triangles only happen in dramas. I should have known better -___- " Taemin muttered to himself obviously catching up with what's happening
"Jjong, why are you so good at making situations awkward?" Key rolled his eyes, it should be a joke but the Diva's tone was nowhere funny -- his face reflected no emotion.
"What do you expect?" Jongyun replied, reciprocating the diva's coldness
Seriously how can someone forget his past lover just like that?
They live under one roof for crying out loud -- that fact alone adds to Jongyun's pain.
"Yeobo, let's stop now okay? Taemin's here" Onew hugged Key from behind, resting his chin on the diva's shoulder.
He wanted to calm the situation but with his actions, he was only adding up to the tension.
Jonghyun walked away, looking pissed with what he saw.
Seeing his past lover all mushy and touchy with someone else was death sentence for him.
It kills him every fcuking time to see Onew and Key so sweet -- considering that he needs to deal with their sweetness everyday -- he could totally pass as the king of all masochist
"Where are you going?" Key stopped Jonghyun just when he was about to open the door and leave
"Does it matter to you?"
"You do realize we need to be complete for dinner right? For Taemin?" Key raised his eyebrow emphasizing Taemin's presence
"Hey Minnie ah! I'll be back for dinner, okay?" Jonghyun smiled, it was fake but at least he did
"Sure hyung!" Taemin beamed and it was a signal for Jonghyun to leave
"Aissh really. His attitude got worse T^T" Key rolled his eyes
"Why are you so affected?" Onew asked suspiciously but the only reply he got was a cold stare from his lover
If you're smart, you won't question the Diva -- ever.
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They had the most awkward dinner ever that night
Cold, lifeless and quiet.
Key and Onew just can't stop being all lovey dovey, feeding each other, wiping each other's mouth, blah blah blah. The air was filled with 'cheese' and obviously, Jonghyun was about to puke
He sat right in front of the love birds (cause he's stupid like that) looking like he just came back from hell
His face spelled J-E-A-L-O-U-S and there's really no need to ask why
Diva and dubu was too busy falling in-love in their own world they forgot Jonghyun could actually die in front of them cause of too much heartache
On the other hand, Minho -- who was seated in front of Taemin -- looked like a monster restraining himself to eat everyone inside that room.
Minho was stiff, obviously tensed. He resembled the face of a constipated man who is deprived from using the comfort room
Taemin can't help but gaze at the 'problematic looking' figure in front of him. The creepy thing is that, whenever he gazes at the stranger, he would also look back and their eyes would always meet.
The maknae felt goosebumps all over his body, everything about Minho made him uncomfortable.
...and as if the dose of awkwardness was not enough, silence befriended everyone that moment
Talk about quiet, Taemin swore he heard a "krooo krooo" while they were eating.
"What a perfect dinner!" Key happily chirped
TToTT
Jonghyun made a you-have-to-be-joking-me face, Taemin forced himself to smile cause he was just so nice and Minho choked while swallowing his food
Everyone inside that room knew it was a big fat lie
"Perfect indeed!" Onew added supporting his lover's lying butt
T^T
Taemin, Jonghyun and Minho's faces fell.
Can they get anymore sarcastic?
Key and Onew is all cheesy, Jonghyun is a second away from dying, Minho acts like a frustrated criminal in front of Taemin who had no idea why the hell is everyone so weird. ToT
...that is so not a perfect dinner. ToT
What in the world happened to SHINee while I was gone? ><
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It was sleeping time and Taemin was on his way to his room -- their room.
Minho crossed all his fingers if that's even possible
He wished Taemin wouldn't peek his cute little head on the door cause Minho will lose all his efforts of avoiding him
"Hey stranger" Unfortunately, life just had to torture Minho. Taemin entered the room with his bags and other stuffs -- still looking good even after a long and tiring day.
Minho on the other hand was reading a book, or at least he's pretending to read it
He needed something to distract him from giving Taemin all his attention
Talking to him will only make things harder on his side
"I know you're probably mad cause I slapped you, I'm sorry" Taemin apologized, it was simple yet meaningful
Taemin can be a brat sometimes but when he says sorry - he means it.
"Err what?" Minho looked at him, his eyes still tender as ever
"I said, I'm sorry I slapped you at the hospital. Will you accept my apology or not?" Taemin raised his voice
"Psssh what a demanding brat. Some things never change " Minho muttered under his breath
"Are you saying something?" The maknae raised his eyebrows, he was able to catch up on what Minho said
"I said, apology accepted. You can go now" Minho smiled nervously as he shifted his attention to the lame props he was using
"Go where?" Without hesitation, Taemin jumped into bed, just beside the oh-so-busy-reading Minho
Taken aback, Minho jumped out of the bed just when Taemin was about to make himself comfortable
Minho missed Taemin so much -- and you know what lovers do when they miss each other -- but Minho is very much aware that Taemin is not the same anymore, so he's trying to distance himself from the maknae.
One touch might unleash the monster within Minho -- he needs to be careful and very very very patient.
"What are you doing?" O-O'' Minho stiffened, his eyes wide as he stared at the cute little boy on his bed
"Making myself comfortable" Taemin smiled, he was seriously torturing Minho up to no extent
"This is my room!" Minho fought for his privacy
"Our room" Taemin corrected
[MINHO'S POV]
Ugh, I hate it when he gets all stubborn -___-
"No!! Go find yourself another room, I want this place to myself!" I pointed at the door, indirectly telling him to leave.
It's best for us to be separated from each other as much as possible. I swear my patience won't last long.
"Don't like" He pouted, he's always hard-headed, why lord why? >o<
"I am a stranger. You don't know me at all! Are you not scared??" I threatened him, but he doesn't seem to care
"Umma said you're nice and I trust him" He explained, ugh that tricky diva!
He purposely told Taemin that we would share rooms so he can have his own 'private' time with Onew in their room. I should have known -_____-
"And you believed that?" God, he shouldn't listen to Key sometimes, diva is crazy.
"What if I tell you I'm a killer?" I was desperate, I wanted him out of the room before I turn into something he wouldn't like.
"Won't believe you. Merong~" He stuck out his tongue
Great. Now I feel like I'm fighting with a fifth grader who couldn't care less about me being a needy man and him being so damn pretty on my bed. TToTT
FML. Shit like this only happens to me.
"Fine. You can have the room. I'll sleep outside" I surrendered, I am a gentleman. I know -.-
"What's the big deal stranger? You really hate me that much?" He knew the right words to say to make me stop and argue with him just a little bit more
I can't believe he thinks I hate him, do I look that angry? @.@
Not even a million fights can make me hate him, what makes him think I hate him?
"Honestly, I actually care for you, that's why I'll sleep outside. This is for your own good" I explained calmly
Seriously, everything I do is for his own good, why can't he just let me sleep outside? o-o''
"You're so paranoid. Why are you so afraid?" He asked me. God, he knew me too well. It's like he can see through me even if he doesn't remember my existence in his life
He forgot about me right? Why is he like this? @.@
"What? Who's afraid?" I tried to lie
"Your body becomes stiff when I'm around, and I can tell you're nervous" The smart boy stated
Oh. So he has been observing me all along? Why is he so smart? >_______<
"You're crazy, go to sleep" I brushed the topic off, I want him to stop talking
He was so talkative -- considering that I am a stranger to him, he shouldn't be like this to me
"Sleep beside me then" He grabbed my shirt eventually pulling my body to him
"You're out of your--" Yes, he's out of his mind -.-
"Why are you so scared to sleep beside me?" That pretty face asked me again, shit. How am I supposed to answer?
Really, why am I so scared to sleep beside Lee Taemin?
Maybe because I'm scared of what I can do to him...God knows I'm no angel.
I might lose control, especially on that bed -- with him.
"You really want me to sleep with you huh?" I was tired of Taemin's stubbornness so I decided to make him taste a dose of his own medicine
I shall be equally stubborn as well
"State the obvious, I've been telling you that for the last 2 minutes" He rolled his eyes
God, he's still beautiful even when he rolls his eyes! WHEN IS HE NOT BEAUTIFUL? @.@
He was now staring at me, his eyes very impatient. I can tell he wanted to sleep already.
"You know..." I started my evil plan as I took off my shirt, exposing my 'very not toned' abs in front of the stubborn maknae
My abs is not that, stunning compared to others...but Taemin used to love it. As a matter of fact he used to make me walk around the apartment half naked just so he can see my abs.
He hates it when I'm fully dressed.
Yes he is perverted like that and I miss it. Ugh I miss it so much! >o<
"What are you doing?" Taemin moved back, like he was scared of me or something.
I knew it, I knew my plan would work! 8D
"I sleep naked, can you handle that?" I lied -- oh fine. I partially lied.
Yes, I sleep naked with him BEFORE! Of course I won't sleep naked tonight, who am I teasing? Myself?
This new Taemin in front of me won't even bother touch my hand for God's sake, why should I give him the honor of seeing my whole body?
I only want to scare him, that's all. I want to scare him until he tells me to sleep outside.
"WHAT??" He shouted. His 'o' face was epic ^^
"Naked, honey" I sat on the edge of the bed
"N-n-naked?" He croaked
"Yes" I moved closer to him
"No clothes?" He asked stupidly
"Uh-huh" I nodded simply
"Naked all the way?" He moved further away from me
"You got it!" I nodded again, it's fun seeing him so nervous
He gaped at me in horror. Oh hell yes, my plan is sooo working, I can get out of here in a matter of seconds.
You're so smart Choi Minho! ^_____________^
...there was silence, only Taemin's hard cold 'what-the-fcuk' face was seen.
Gosh he's scandalized by simple things, he's so innocent.
"Okay, I've decided. Fully dressed or not, I still want you to sleep beside me" Taemin chuckled, oh that naughty boy!
"WHAT???!" I had to shout, I felt like having a heart attack.
I can't believe he's okay with sleeping next to a naked stranger!
I mean seriously who in their right mind would agree to that? @.@
"Go ahead sleep naked, I don't care. It's not like I'm interested anyways" He added honestly
WOOOAAAAH! I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S NOT INTERESTED WITH ME!!! >o<
What a way to break a man's heart! Way to go Lee Taemin, you're crushing my self esteem -.-
"Yah! Can you like uglify yourself? Like put on a scary looking mask or something?" Stupid things came out from my mouth, and I can't help it -- he was making me stupid.
"...and why would I do that?" He asked raising his eyebrow
Cause I might pounce on you! You stupid little minx. Please stop being so pretty!!!! Uggghhh!
"Cause...cause....uhh... Halloween is near?" I ran out of sensible words to say
"You tell the lamest jokes stranger" He positioned himself on the bed, tucking his body under the blanket
"You don't understand! I mean LOOK AT YOU! CAN YOU NOT SEE HOW TEMPTING--" I stopped myself, but I continued mentally
Can't you see how much I want to tie you in that bed, beat you up until morning and make sure you lose your voice cause we're going to be so loud, the whole world will hear? Asdfghjkl -.-
This is so frustrating -___________-
"Are you done speaking? Is this the part where you shut up and let me sleep?" Seriously, his attitude became worse. He's more demanding now, what a brat. What a freakin brat -.-
"Fine, you go to sleep. I sleep outside okay? Good--" I wanted so much to run outside before he could say anything, but of course -- he reacted so fast, he's a brat after all.
"HEY YOU DUMBO! WHAT PART OF 'SLEEP-WITH-ME' CAN YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?"
He just called me dumbo. T^T
Lord, please. I am pleading you, begging you, PLEASE BRING THE OLD TAEMIN BACK!! TToTT
"Yah! Yah! Lee Taemin! Don't--" He dragged me into the bed beside him, the nerve of this boy!
Doesn't he know how dangerous I am? Is he not aware of what I am capable of?
God is seriously testing my self control tonight...
Aisssssshhhhh! I really hate restraining myself from things I want to do.
"Sweet dreams!" He whispered sweetly
Fucking brat. How am I suppose to endure the whole night without even hugging him? :o
[END OF MINHO'S POV]
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Fresh air helps erase corrupted thoughts...
...and so Minho sneaked to the terrace for air while the brat was sleeping.
Gazing at the stars while contemplating somehow became a habit of his.
If others do yoga for relaxation well then for Minho, staring at shining sky while huffing and puffing does the trick.
It is more of a meditation for him and the great stress reliever was cigarette.
He was getting more fond of smoking these days although he was discreet about it
As a matter of fact Taemin made Minho stop smoking before.
He only started smoking again when his lover was hospitalized, plus he can't really grab the sense of avoiding his bad habit.
The Taemin who once hated him for smoking was gone.
The new Taemin will never give a damn about him dying due to lung cancer -- he would never bother.
"You know people die early when they smoke right?" A very much familiar voice broke Minho's bonding moment with silence
Lee Taemin and his ever so lovely face appeared beside him
"Ugh ><" Minho groaned "You never fail to distract me" Minho looked irritated as if the maknae's presence was not appreciated
"Smoking leads to death, stranger" The little one stated, his voice somehow reflected care
"That fact is overrated kid, the whole world knows about it" Minho retorted, still huffing and puffing
"Then why are you still smoking?" The little one asked, making a move to throw the cigarette away
"Don't concern yourself with things you shouldn't be concerned about" Minho raised his hand so the vertically challenged one won't able to reach the deadly white thing
"You do know you're not only killing yourself right? You're also killing me, I'm a second-hand smoker now" Taemin was too stubborn for Minho's very short patience. The rapper looked like he would snap any moment
"Go away!" Minho turned his back at the little one, hoping he would just get tired and leave
"Don't like" Taemin pouted "I'll sniff all the smoke and die early. Go ahead, smoke all you want. I'll be fine here" The little one inhaled until nothing but smoke filled his nostrils
*inhale* *inhale* *inhale*
Minho pinched Taemin's pointy nose disabling him to breathe, he then threw his cigarette away while glaring at Taemin
Minho just had to throw the cigarette.
He knew very well the side effects of smoke to the little one. It's either his head will ache or his skin will be irritated -- he doesn't want any of that to happen so he surrendered to his stubbornness.
Minho can't help but care for him.
"Ahhh my nose my nose!!" Taemin whined sounding like a chipmunk
"You're irritating" Minho confessed bluntly as he let go of his nose
"Gosh, you really hate me!" Taemin gasped for air
"If I told you I hate you, would you leave me alone?" Minho was desperate, he wanted to heal himself but nothing was helping him that moment
"No" Taemin answered firmly
"Stubborn" Minho murmured
"Snob" Taemin muttered
They glared at each other and eventually ended up playing the famous no-blinking staring game.
Both were competitive at first, no one would dare blink until Taemin's eyes caught some dust brought by the wind
"Awwwww awwww" The little one started rubbing his irritated eyes and as usual, he looked so cute while doing it
"Let me see..." Out of instinct, Minho shoved Taemin's hand away from his almost red eyes. He lifted his chin as he observed his face closely.
Slowly he leaned closer to Taemin's face, pouting his lips, he managed to blow the dirt out of his eyes.
Taemin can't help but blink several times while Minho was taking out the dirt. The rapper on the other hand found himself smiling stupidly at the little one's aegyo.
"That teaches you not to play the staring game with me" Minho boasted
"Do you really hate me?" Taemin just had to ask. It was out of the topic but he was really eager to know the stranger's feelings towards him.
"No" Minho answered honestly
"Really? You don't?" Taemin smiled. He pawned all the stars in the sky for his smile was the brightest
"I'm a stranger, why do you care so much about my feelings?" Minho questioned Taemin's curiousness
"I don't know. You're so mysterious...I hate it" Taemin tried to explain
"I like being mysterious. It's better this way" Minho looked away, suddenly finding interest on the city lights
"Mind to introduce yourself?" Taemin tried to start a 'get-to-know-you' session but unfortunately, the stranger was in no mood to open up
"Go to sleep and leave me alone" Minho commanded, wrapping up their mini bonding moment at the terrace
"Stop smoking and I'll leave you alone..." The maknae bargained "...forever " He baragined too much, he sounded desperate
"Pabo. I won't stop smoking if that's the case" Minho muttered under his breath
"Pardon?" Taemin caught what supposed to be for Minho's ears only
"Give me something and you'll never see me smoke again" Minho wiggled his eyebrows, obviously thinking of something naughty
"What do you want?" Taemin -- being the curious creature he is -- asked.
"Perhaps...a..." MInho closed his eyes, he then pouted his too adorable lips giving taemin the idea that he wanted a kiss.
Minho gave Taemin a naughty smile and a wiggling eyebrows.
Seeing the playful expression on the rapper's face, Taemin's jaw dropped in astonishment.
"Excuse me stranger, are you hitting on me?! o-o" The maknae was outraged, he was scandalized by the stranger's naughty side
"I'm not even trying, sweetie" Minho answered in a low husky voice which gave Taemin all the tingly, awkward feelings in this world "If I'm hitting on you, you would know"
A sexy smirk danced on Minho's his face
-____________-
"YOU KNOW WHAT? NEVER MIND! Go ahead smoke until you die you creepy weirdo!" The maknae spat bitter words on Minho's face as he ran inside the bedroom
"Have goodnight, cutie!" Minho smiled. He was using pet names again, like he's courting Taemin all over again.
"UGH!" He heard Taemin groan. The little one buried his face under the pillow, wrapped his body with a pink blanket and muted his ears to the real word
"Lee Taemin, you're still stubborn as ever. You never change, honey" Minho whispered to himself as he gave all his attention to the brightest star present that night
The only star he adores, the only star he sees, the only star named Lee Taemin.
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Minho's eyes won't close...
...so he decided to roam around their apartment hoping it would make him sleepy. He then passed by the dining area and to his surprise, he saw Jonghyun drinking alone in the dark.
"Hey" Minho called out
"Can't sleep?" Jonghyun asked
"Yeah" Minho answered as he sat beside his hyung
Jonghyun offered Minho some soju and both drank silently
"You know, I'm dating this girl..." Jonghyun started speaking "...Sekyung-shi. She's nice and funny, totally adorable. I really like her but--"
"But you still love Key?" Minho cut him off using the right words the would best describe Jonghyun's feelings
"Am I that obvious?" Jonghyun gave Minho a how-did-you-know look
Minho answered a big fat YES using only his eyes.
"Aigoo. Nothing compares to Key, really" Jonghyun explained his heart "Se-kyung shi is something, but Key is a whole lot more" Jonghyun sighed as he gulped another shot of soju
"How about Taemin? Any progress?" Jonghyun just had to add Taemin into the topic
"Next question please. I don't want to talk about him" Minho fired back
"Come on Minho! Can't you just be cool about it?" Jonghyun patted Minho's back
"How do you do it hyung? How do you act as if nothing is wrong?" Minho's sulking face was on
"Just, don't look at things that would hurt you" The king of all masochist adviced
"Hyung that's hard" Minho started pouring out his heart's content
"I look at him when he talks. I look at him when eats. I look at him when he sleeps. I look at him every time...and no matter how I look at him..." Minho paused
"...he's still beautiful" The rapper smiled as he pictured Taemin's face in the air
"I still love him" A tear rolled from his eyes
*silence*
"PUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" XD
"SHIT. YOU'RE SO GAY! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!" Jonghyun fell off the chair while laughing
Just when the air became serious, he just had to laugh like a jerk thus officially ruining Minho's moment.
"Should I date too? Should I date Jessica?" Minho ignored his hyung's craziness and continued with his sentiment
"Why don't you just tell Taemin everything? You know, explain to him that he's your lover and all?" The laughing jerk was now serious
Jonghyun is so good at changing expressions in just a snap. It's a hard thing to do but is very beneficial when the situation calls for it.
"Seriously hyung, he won't understand..." Hope left Minho, he was on the verge of giving up
"Ahhh yes. Knowing Taemin, he definitely wont" Jonghyun had to agree
"They will never understand how much we love them..." The bling bling boy continued, sounding like a broken hearted ahjusshi giving advice on a radio segment
"...and how much it hurts" Minho finished bling bling's words of wisdom
*silence*
"UGH. WE ARE SO GAY!!" >_____< Jonghyun whined, dropping his face flat on the table, obviously uncomfortable with mushy heart-to-heart talks
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Taemin woke up early and decided to take a long, relaxing shower.
Minho woke up feeling bad cause his lover was not beside him.
"Where the hell is he?" Minho whispered to the air as he got up the bed
He hates waking up alone the most.
As he took some steps he then heard the sound of water running inside the shower room
"Ugh. He's riding solo again! That brat!" Minho blurted out, his voice irritated.
Wearing only his sweatpants, he entered the bathroom without second thoughts
Taemin turned the hot water on -- eventually filling the place with steam
Minho - who was out of his mind - suddenly took off his sweatpants leaving him with only boxers on.
"Gosh, I hate it when you shower first" Minho danced his way inside the shower room with Taemin - still without hesitation.
Taemin stayed oblivious of Minho's presence. The place was too foggy for him to see properly and the sound of the water was too loud for him to hear Minho's murmurs.
His oblivious self was only put to awareness when he felt a pair of arms wrap itself around his tiny waist
"Honey, haven't we talked about showering together?" A low and very much dangerous voice was heard
?!??
Minho then advanced as he kissed Taemin's neck as if he owns him "Hmmm you taste good" He wanted to mark him as his property
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" *punch*
Minho just earned himself a black eye.
@.@
In a matter of seconds Minho was pushed out of the shower room. Taemin also managed to dress himself before he started shouting.
"SHIT! fcuk my brain ><" Minho cursed, obviously he forgot Taemin was suffering from selective amnesia
It tooke seconds for Minho to realize that the Taemin in front of him is completely different from the Taemin he knew before
"WHAT THE FCUK DID YOU JUST DO YOU ASS.HOLE!" Taemin grabbed anything he could possibly grab and threw it to Minho's direction
"YAH! STOP IT! WAIT! YOU'RE OVERACTING!!!" Minho said the exact words to make Taemin fume in anger
"OVERACTING? YOU JUST STEPPED INTO THE SHOWER ROOM WHILE I WAS THERE FULLY NAKED AND YOU CALL THIS OVERACTING?!!!!!" Taemin continued throwing things at the defenseless rapper
"Yes, you're overacting" Minho replied firmly "I saw your body for like million times already! Shisus!" He added mentally
"YOU JUST SAW EVERYTHING! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?! YOU ASS.HOLE!" Taemin's high pitched voice can kill -- only Minho can stand it.
"You're bootie is the cutest thing though" Minho was no angel indeed. He was a devil teasing Taemin endlessly. Along with his devil-ish smirk and captivating eyes, he definitely enjoys adding fuel into the fire
"ASDFGHJKL! THAT'S IT YOU PERVERT I'M CALLING THE POLICE!!!" Taemin ran outside like a crazy chicken
Minho chuckled while staring at his lover as he ran away.
Aigoooo he's such a kid!
Taemin sprinted like his life depended on it.
It was a fail though because Minho eventually caught his arms in a matter of seconds. He's an athlete after all, expect him to be skilled when it comes to chasing people.
The flaming charisma dragged the smaller one to the corner, their bodies so close to touching each other.
"Now let me explain things okay?" Minho ran his fingers through Taemin's hair - he was really out of his mind
"STOP.TOUCHING.ME!!" Taemin gave him a death glare -- cause that's all he can do
"You know, I kinda like your angry face" Minho smiled. he was again teasing the small figure in front of him
"SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!" Taemin screamed at the top of his lungs -- it blew Minho away
Taemin's principle #1:
When you have nothing left to do to defend yourself, just scream. It helps.
"WHAT'S GOING ON?" their manager suddenly appeared out of nowhere, asking for reasonable reasons as to why Taemin was acting like crazy
Minho suddenly distanced himself from Taemin
The maknae on the other hand froze. The sight of their manager instantly made him nervous
"Hello hyung!" Taemin waved nervously
"What's going on?" The manager repeated himself
"I am..uhh...vocalizing? Yeah" Taemin gave him an innocent smile. You see this is how Taemin gets away with trouble
He comes up with the lamest excuse, blinds people with his oh so innocent smile and then uses his charm to make them believe.
Life is easy, especially if you're as cute and as innocent looking as Taemin 8D
"Oh I see." The manager gave him an I'll-let-you-go-this-time look "Anyway, gather everyone, I have some news" The manager ordered
"Okay hyung!" Taemin smiled cheerfully
He then laid his sizzling eyes on Minho "We are so not over" Taemin mouthed. His eyes did all the threatening, they are far from over indeed
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"I'm here cause I have very important news"
"What is it hyung?" Key asked, excitement very evident on his face
"Well I wanted to surprise you guys but..." The manager paused and then focused his eyes on Minho
"...Minho is joining We got Married!!!" The manager announced happily
Minho? Who is Minho? Something about the stranger's name hit Taemin, his head suddenly started to ache.
"Congratulations Choi, you'll be married soon!" Onew smiled, he was happy for the rapper
"Yah, always use protection. Trust me, I know" Jonghyun whispered to his dongsaeng's ears only to receive a glare from the taller one
"WAIT--- WHAT? Why me? Why not Jonghyun? He's the cheesy lovesick hopeless romantic here!" Minho was lost, he hated the sound of 'marriage'
Minho was too young to marry -- he can't even cook proper meals yet for crying out loud -- how do you expect him to live with some girl who depends only on him?
Plus he just can't imagine himself marrying another except Taemin.
If he were to get married, it has to be with Taemin and only with him.
"By the way you're joining a different edition of WGM" The manager explained further
"What edition?" Key asked as if he was then one joining the show
"WE GOT MARRIED YAOI EDITION!" The manager spread his arms wide for a 'surprise' effect
Key jumped around, he bounced everywhere inside the living room "WOOT WOOT! MINHO'S GETTING A HUSBAND! MINHO'S GETTING A HUSBAND!"
Key then jumped his way to Minho and gave him a hug
"Minho ah! It's good to know you'll be gay again!! Welcome back to the club!!" The diva almost choked Minho with his tight hug
"You wanna die?" Minho pushed the hyperventilating diva away
"I wonder who your husband is? Someone from 2pm perhaps? Oh my god! *o*" Key gasped, the picture of 2pm and their lovely chocolate abs made the diva almost drool *w*
"Oh my gosh, Wooyoung would be so nice!" Key was fangirl-ing when Dubu coughed - and it's not like any ordinary coughs - it's a 'you're-boyfriend-is-behind-you' kind of cough.
Key chose to shut up before Dubu makes a fuzz about it.
"Yeah,which reminds me, you'll be paired with..." The manager shifted his gaze, slowly facing the contemplating maknae
"Who?" Minho asked out of curiousity, he followed his manager's gaze and surprisingly, he ended up also staring at the maknae
"You will be paired with Taemin" A playful smile appeared on the manager's lips
"PARDON?? WHO WILL BE PAIRED WITH WHO?" O__________O Taemin's train of twisted thoughts suddenly crashed when he heard his name being paired with Minho.
"YOU will be paired with MINHO on WE GOT MARRIED YAOI EDITION" The manager spoke clearly, word per word and God knows how much Taemin wished he was not hearing it right.
"OHHHH MY GOD! HELL YES! THIS IS GOING TO BE FREAKIN EPIC! WOOOHH!" Key rejoiced as if some miracle happened, he started bouncing again, jumping everywhere like he won something
Minho started to smile -- yes, being the pervert he is inside -- he really liked the idea of marrying Taemin.
"You. have. to be. shitting. me! There is NO WAY I'm marrying that pervert" Taemin gave Minho an intense glare -- his gaze was accompanied by million knives ready to stab the taller one to death
"Absolutely, NO WAY!!"
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Author's note: Hello guys! :) Finally, here it is. I pushed myself to finish it tonight lol
Sorry for updating so late, I can't seem to update regularly with the kind of schedule I have in school.
...but rest assured, I won't abandon my fic ^^
I'm so busy, I can't even open twitter and chat with some of you guys -.-
I tried my best to edit this, but I know I failed. So don't mind the grammatical errors. I am a bit sleepy -_____- hahahaha
Anyway, enjoy reading!
Comments will be appreciated, I miss you guys ^________^