The Demon's Wife {chapter two}
"Not so fast baby..."
I opened my eyes with the hope that I was only dreaming -- none of that should be real.
My eyes landed on a blurred figure but after a second or two it became clearer.
Minho hyung.
I felt salvation come to me. It's like gasping for air right after holding your breath for too long.
I felt like I was saved -- it was only just a dream.
"Oh my god! Minho thank God you're here! I was having a very very bad dream and and and" I pulled my hyung into a tight hug, I wanted to feel reality.
I had to assure myself that everything was real
"Mind introducing me to your boyfriend first?" Minho hyung pushed me away, what is he talking about?
"What are you talking about?" I voiced out my thoughts
Then I noticed another figure standing beside my hyung. At first I thought it was Taemin, but when I focused my eyes clearly on the figure's face -- I wanted to hide under the bed.
The demon wannabe was there, smiling.
"Goodmorning baby" That freak replied with a suave voice
"Y-Y-YOU! AGAIN?!" I shouted and screamed -- I wanted to shove all my pillows to his face, too bad I'm still feeling weak.
I have never been so paranoid in my life. I'm always the cool one who can handle everything while still looking goddamn pretty but today I feel so out of control not to mention, I think I look downright ugly.
"It appears you found yourself another fish Key--at least this one looks fine" Hyung complimented that weirdo, what happened to his standards?
"HYUNG! HYUNG! I DON'T KNOW WHO THE FCUKEN FCUK HE IS! MAKE HIM GO! MAKE HIM LEAVE!" I freaked out, emphasizing my every word hoping that he would believe me if my voice was loud enough.
"Baby I'm sorry okay. I was really tired last night so I can't do it with you. Don't be mad, please" The weirdo was too convincing. Just by looking at Minho's face, I can tell he's on the verge of believing that fcuken liar.
"Do what? Don't baby me you liar! HYUNG! Minnie! BELIEVE ME! I DON'T KNOW HIM! I DON'T FCUKEN KNOW HIM! GO AWAY YOU ALIEN!" I begged out of desperation, why is it that no one believes me when I'm being honest?!
"So that's the drama. He rejected sex with you cause he's tired and you fainted because of that? Isn't that a little bit...immature?" Minho's face was bored now, he was getting tired of this argument.
"Not even a single cell in my blood is immature Choi Minho. You of all people should believe me right now" I glared at him, where is a good brother when you need one?
I have all the right to be mad at anyone -- a self proclaimed Demon is destroying my sanity as of the moment -- no one shall deprive me of my right to be angry, not in this pitiful state.
"Aisshh whatever this is, you have to settle this Key. I don't want our neighbors gossiping about my brother fainting because he was deprived from sex" He chuckled and I don't fcuking find it funny.
"WHAT PART OF 'I DON'T KNOW HIM' CAN YOU NOT UNDERSTAND CHOI MINHO? I DON'T KNOW THIS PERSON! BELIEVE ME PLEASE!" I wanted to shout in front of his face if it's the only way to make him understand
"Stop shouting will you?!"Minho used his hands to cover my mouth "Hey you, make him stop shouting kay? and please fix this crap before lunch" Minho was now talking to the weirdo
"Got it!" That 'Onew' guy answered casually -- he's such a drama king.
Minho then grabbed Taemin's hands and headed for the door.
They're leaving me...
THEY'RE LEAVING ME HOCRAP NOOOOOOO!
"YAH! YAH! DON'T LEAVE ME! MINNIE AH DON'T LEAVE ME HERE WITH THIS SHITTT!" I used all my voice to stop them, I don't want to be alone with this weirdo again.
"Don't shout at Taemin, he's still sick. Now cut the drama and reconcile with your boyfriend" Minho's words killed the pinch of hope living in me
"NO! NO! DON'T LEAVE MEEEEE!" The door was closed just before my sentence ended
"FCUK MY LIFE" I cursed with bitterness
"...you're stuck in this lifetime with me"
"I'm such a good actor" The weirdo sighed, delighted of that fact.
"YOU!" I pointed at him "Why are you still here? Get out of my house. GET OUT OF MY LIFE!" I screamed yet again
"I don't want to" He gave me the 'smirk' -- the same devil-ish smirk I saw just before I fainted
That cursed smirk.
"Then what do you want? Why are you here? You want to kill me? Is that what you want?Just kill me now!"
"You're so paranoid" He chuckled "I won't kill you. I'm not the type to kill beautiful people" That weirdo actually complimented me
"You know, for a Demon you're kinda funny but I will not bother to laugh. You don't deserve to see my gorgeous laughing face" I was so feeling it, maybe if I irritate him a little bit more he would finally go away
"Aw. You're breaking my heart baby" He made a sad face, psssh never knew Lucifer was this childish.
"Can't you just leave? Find some other person to mess with cause obviously you're presence is not appreciated here" I felt myself bitch up. If I was dealing with Lucifer, I need to activate the bitch out of me.
"Don't you think it's a waste of time to come here in your crappy world just to make you appreciate my presence?" The weirdo was dangerously walking towards me "I'm here for a reason, I'm here because of you Kim Kibum" He whispered his words and I held my breathe.
I froze when he called my name -- it creeps me out every time.
"What do you want from me, Onew?" I stared at him bravely -- or at least I acted to be brave.
"This is so touching. You actually remember my name" He chuckled. Ugh, since when did demon's learn to act cute?
"You made my life a living nightmare, how in the world will I forget your name?" I rolled my eyes. Am I actually insulting a demon? Geez heaven should thank me for this.
"I can make your dreams come true baby, just do me one favor" His eyes was suddenly filled with interest, like he wanted to bargain a lot of things with me.
"...and what exactly is in your rotten mind?" I asked out of plain curiosity
"You see, Hell is in need of a new Queen..." He stated slowly as if he was being careful with his words
"..........."
"Be my Queen, Kim Kibum" He offered his right hand "Marry me"He smiled and I swear to God I saw sparks fly
I stared at him for a moment, my eyes filled with disbelief -- then I laughed.
How can a demon look so Angelic? If he was an ordinary human with no intentions of dragging me to hell then I'd totally say yes. I'm really choosy when it comes to people I compliment -- but I have to say, he is really attractive...
...but I'm not marrying him.
He's a demon of all things, I'm not marrying a demon -- I'd rather commit suicide.
"I can't believe Lucifer is gay and he's asking me to be his wife" I tried to play it cool "Dude I am a man, I know I'm extraordinarily beautiful but I'm still a man" I blurted out emphasizing on the word 'man'
"Don't misunderstand. We don't have that 'girls are for boys and boys are for girls' rule in Hell." He started to explain "We're free to marry anyone of any gender, only your God made up that stupid rule" He looked pissed, like he would vommit just by mentioning God's name.
"There are 4730982-382047 million people in this world? Why not marry a fellow Demon? WHY ME OF ALL FCUKING PEOPLE?" I was frustrated, I can't understand him -- I can't understand any of this.
"Good question but sorry to say, I don't know either" He answered with a clueless face
"WHAT?!" I gaped at him
"Well you're the first person to pass my standards. I have seen a lot of beautiful ladies, but they never held my attention the way you're currently holding mine" He smiled again -- like he always do every single time he ends his sentences
I never knew a demon is capable of exhibiting such sweet expression.
"You're different from the rest and I don't even know why, you're just special" He added and the next thing that occurred to me was out of pure stupidity
I blushed.
It's been a long time since I heard someone appreciate me this much.
"You k-know, I have lots of pretty friends. You can check them out, maybe you'll find someone more precious" I grabbed my blackberry and started dialing some digits -- maybe if I introduce him to some girls, he'll change his mind.
Just when I was about to call some of my girls, the screen went black and in a split second my blackberry flew on the other side of the room.
My phone actually flew like it has a mind of its own.
I was outraged, my eyes was about to fall out of its sockets.
"Don't bother Key. I have decided and I only want you" He was mesmerizing, how many times do I have to adore him?
"Crap. I think I'm crazy now cause I'm actually starting to believe your lies" I got out of my bed, casually heading for the door -- I wanted to escape him, I wanted to be with real humans.
I really need Minho and Taemin right now.
Maybe then I'd be smart enough not to be tempted with this cunning demon.
"Oooohh Hi there, sexy" He blocked the door with his body. He was as fast as lighting and before I knew it, he was in front of me...
...and he was checking out my legs!
I was only wearing my boxers and he was running his eyes on the length of my long, white, flawless and bare legs.
"Stop staring you pervert!!" I tried to slap him but he was able to catch my hands right before it could touch his face. What a fast demon -____-
"Sorry baby but it's such a sight to see" a pair of hands landed on the sides of my waist "Now do you mind wearing something long enough to cover your legs? I swear if I see you in such tempting state again we'll have baby demons in no time" He wiggled his eyebrows playfully
What's worse than having a demon is having a perverted one.
"Don't you ever touch me again!!!" I shoved his hands away from my waist and ran to my closet.
Lesson is so learned: I shall never dress sexy in front of him ever again...but all I have are sexy revealing clothes! Aisshhh -____-
I quickly put on a pair of acid wash pants and a plain black v-neck shirt, then I ran to the door and opened it not minding the demon who was staring at me like an idiot the whole time.
I thought he would stop me from going out, but surprisingly he didn't, so I took advantage of it.
I sped off to the dining area -- I know Minho and Taemin would be there.
I expected to see Taemin cooking only to find out that they were again having their 'sweet' moment.
Chocolate was scattered on Taemin's lips and Minho was wiping it all -- using his tongue.
I intentionally coughed for them to be aware of my presence.
I'm dying here and all I see are happy people. This is torture.
As soon as Taemin heard me, he panicked in shame. He immediately pushed Minho away as he grabbed some tissue, wiping all the excess chocolate in his mouth..
"Wanna try that too, baby?" I heard an irritating voice from behind me. Ugh when will he ever leave me alone?!
"Go away, ass.hole" I glared at him. I have been telling him to go away for the nth time already, I hope he gets the idea and just fcuken leave.
"Hey there hyung and...Mr. Lee. What's up? Are you guys cool now?" Taemin and his sweet face would have brightened up my mood -- if only I wasn't too miserable right now.
"I already gave him what he wanted, so I guess we're fine" That liar was putting on a show again, using Taemin as his audience.
"Don't listen to him Minnie, he's just one of my obsessed stalkers" I covered his ears and kissed his cheek "Now I have to leave, I'll fix some things at work. Behave okay? Don't give hyung everything he wants" I shifted my gaze to Minho -- who looked guilty as if someone caught him red handed.
"Take care. Go home early, I'll cook dinner" Taemin gave me that sweet smile -- one of the cutest smiles I have seen.
"Sure honey" I gave him a quick hug and left.
It's a no-brainer to keep the people you love away from trouble. The main reason why I wanted to get out of that house as soon as possible was because I didn't like the idea of a demon mingling with my family.
I want Minho and Taemin to be safe and demon free. If I were to deal with Lucifer, I prefer to do that alone -- I don't want them to suffer the misery I am currently in.
"Hey, where are we going?" Onew asked, sounding pissed that we were walking on the streets. I guess he expected me to drive my car but no thanks -- I want my mini-cooper safe from demons too.
"Somewhere that will make you leave me" I answered simply and I heard him scoff
You don't need to be a scientist to know the only place demons can't tolerate.
I only have one place in mind and I'm very much willing to stay there for the rest of my life if it's the only way to make Onew leave.
I'd wash my whole body with holy water if I have to -- I'm not Kim Kibum for nothing. The last thing you would want to do is underestimate me.
I am capable of many things and I am never going down without a fight.
Next stop:
The chapel
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Author's note: It took me forever to update, sorry about that :| :) Well here's the second chapter for the demon's wife =)) Enjoy reading! Comments are love ♥
Sorry for the grammatical errors, I kinda rushed this so...yeah :))
I'll edit when I have time.
Have a nice day beloved readers! :D