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1. What do you want for your Birthday?
a better job.
2. Who will be your next kiss?
i don't believe in kissing.
3. When is the last time you went to the mall?
oh i haven't been to the mall in a few months.
4. Are you wearing socks right now?
no.
5. When was the last time you went out of the state?
a couple weeks ago.
6. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
no. but there are a bunch of movies i'd like to see.
7. What was the last thing you had to drink?
vodkarocks.
8. What are you wearing right now?
shorts and a tank top.
9. What was your last purchase?
a six pack of bass.
10. What was the last thing you ate?
grilled cheese sandwich.
11. Who was the last person you texted?
chris.
12. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
yes.
13. Do you have a pet?
no :(
14. What's the last sporting event you watched?
hahaha. um.
15. What's the most played song on your iTunes?
oh i don't know. if i had to hazard a guess, it'd be something by the mountain goats.
16. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be?
not here.
17. What is the last thing you purchased online?
the marriage of figaro.
18. Does not exist.
ok.
19. What's your favorite soup?
i like progresso chicken rotini and southwestern style chicken.
20. Do you miss anyone?
no.
21. Last play you saw?
i haven't seen a play since college.
22. What are your plans for the day?
it's 9:51 at night. my day is fucking over. unfortunately a new one begins in a little over two hours.
23. Last person you msg'd?
you mean, im'd? my brother.
24. Ever go to camp?
who the fuck cares i'm fucking 24.
25. Were you an honor roll student in school?
yeah right.
26. What do you know about the future?
what a stupid fucking question.
27. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
fucking no.
28. Where are your best friends located?
they're all at the malt shoppe having cheeseburgers and cherry cokes.
29. Do you have a tan?
i laughed out loud when i read this.
30. How old do you want to be when you have kids?
i have no desire to devote MY life to raising kids.
31. Who was the last person who made you cry?
oh please.
32. Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
i have a butterfly on the small of my back.
32. Have you ever drank your pop from a straw?
only if it was because i was having a rum and coke. i can't believe i used to drink those.
33. How do you like your pop?
i don't.
34. Do you like hot sauce?
no.
35. Next time you'll take a shower?
tomorrow morning. luckily i'll be going to my parents' house on sunday (or saturday) and i'll be able to take a shower longer than three minutes.
36. What's the last movie you saw at home?
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
37. What is your mood?
sunshine and butterflies over here.
38. Are you someone's best friend?
vibrator. oh wait, that's MY best friend.
39. Have you ever been to Georgia?
GOING TO GEORGIAAAA AH HA HAAAAAAA
40. What are you doing right now?
the norm.