Straight Out Of My (Former Nun) Cousin's Facebook Profile:

[churchie]

"I think that ditzes give women a bad name. So do feminists and abortion-rights activists. I pretty much wish I could live in a mysoginistic parallel universe."

Le sigh.  The enormous chasm existing between various life perspectives can be truly mind-blowing.

What can I do for three weeks in May while I wait for my jobs to start?  Maybe I should

Comments

[churchie]

don't worry it's not staying...lj is fucking with my format for some reason. i have no hand in this font color bastardization.

[plunkpurple]

I don't know about Kosher Diets but the glass-breaking-Mazel-Tov-wishing wedding traditions are pretty exciting. I am not going to lie about that. I mean what other religion would you put someone in a chair, hoist them in the air and dance around them in a circle. Not to mention Hebrew and Yiddish are very guttural, sexy languages. I might be bias in these opinions though.

[churchie]

i can't believe you just called yiddish sexy. the only word i know in yiddish is kvetching which may or may not be a real yiddish word. but in any case there's nothing about kvetching that says sex. i don't know if you win this round;)

[plunkpurple]

oh there are many sexy words in Yiddish! Then again Yiddish is kind of like German and Russian mixed together, both of which I find very sexy. I have to admit, though, that French does come in a close third in my book. Of course, you are talking to the guy whose real name (in the Jewish tradition) is Avram Labe Nissan.