Did I skip June completely?

[churchrat]

I came home early today, because I'm a little bummed. Not full-blown depressed, mind you, but a bit of a stomachache on top of it was enough to make me say, "Forget this" and come home. Of course, it didn't help that the job is the main thing I'm bummed about.

Comments

[sisiphus]

What can I do for you today?
I'm the guy who called the other night.
Well, we do have over 3000 customer care agents. What are you calling about today?
... The other night?

Hahaha! I totally identify! Mine goes more like this: Hi, I just called 911. What is the problem, ma'am? I just called there! You should know! Ma'am, I didn't take your call, so you're going to have to explain to me what's going on and tell me who you are or I can't help you. Translation: OMG you means there's more people on this planet than me?! And you're servicing them too?! HOW COULD YOU?! WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL!!!

Can I have you spell that street name please?
You don't know how to spell Juxtwanoroakee Street? It's the main street here in Craphole, Kansas!!

Oh, boy. It really makes you wonder what goes through people's heads, doesn't it? We've got all kinds of weird Dutch and Indian names here, on top of the various German spellings... In fact, sir, I CAN spell it -- in GERMAN -- since KUNKLE is really an American bastardization.

Hi, my

[churchrat]

I'll try to put some in more frequently... it seems like I always get at least two phone calls a day where I'm laughing at the end!

[churchrat]

You make a valid point. Thanks :)

[ruthlilycat]

Funny stories!