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i need to pee.

soooo i went into chinatown tonight to pick up my mom and i was approached by a prostitute. she was polite and cordial when she asked me if i "want a suck" and i politely declined informing her that i was waiting for someone. it was an interesting experience to say the least ... there's nothing really quite like being approached by a prostitute.

so tonight was a success ... well i guess its last night now isnt it ... anyways i did a pretty good job. .. my friends had a good time ... i got to hang out with the hammer and james ... the hammer kept apologizing to kevin for being not so helpful at beruit that was funny ... hammer was sloppy .. but the special kind of sloppy that you grow to ( Read more... )

vh1's 40 least hip hop moments ... number one? the fact that vh1 pretends it knows what hip hop is ... i mean .. what does omorosa know about hip hop? she sounds retarded thinking she knows what hip hop is ... what do any of the people know about hip hop? ... the only actual rapper on the show is flavor flav who is contractually tied to the channel ( Read more... )

i cant wait until the casts of these real worlds and road rules get old and they see reruns of these shows and they hear the things they say ... perhaps when their kids and grandkids see it. then perhaps ill really laugh ... well i guess theyre laughing cause they get paid rather well for not working .. you konw what im saying

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you know what im sick of? people hating. i wish people would seek out djs more. i am killing it over here. and no one even knows. fraternities hate. why? because i offered two frats free shows. and i got so much flak about my "transistions" and all this bull ... when they friggin play mp3s from like winamp. asking my about transitions. or like they ( Read more... )

MTV: Have you seen anything on MTV lately that you feel deserves to get pooped on?

Triumph: The Black Eyed Peas, which are like regular peas that talk back to Ike Turner.

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