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[chuthulupenguin]

From the back cover of the new Artemis Fowl book, The Lost Colony;

Artemis Fowl has just discovered two new species. The first is demons. The second is girls.

*rolls eyes*

...So when a very confused demon imp appears in a Sicilian theater, Artemis is there to meet him. But he is not alone. There is someone else who has unlocked the secrets of

Comments

[dionycheaus]

you have company. I must know: a Brazilian what??

[officialbizness]

NOTE: LATEST BOOK IS ACTUALLY GOOD. :O

[chuthulupenguin]

OMG you spoiling, icky troll.

Probably a ghostwriter then. Or a different editor.

[filmedasuicide]

Fan fiction is both so fun and so evil.

[chuthulupenguin]

Asbestos!

[filmedasuicide]

Supernova.
O_O

[chuthulupenguin]

Ah-Ah!

Hypernova.

And Testicles.