beat up her boyfriend, then skin him and wear his face. no one will fuck with you at the airport. or you could just get a fake id, but no one would write a movie about that
I dunno...the weight capacity for one suitcase it 70lbs. So I might have to cut you in half and stick you in two, hahaha! Or you could just ship yourself there in a really, really big box. :)
backtoearth is a liar and thief....DO NOT LEND HIM MONEY FOR HIS RENT. He's ripped off 3 LJ friends so far, including me and a friend on my list. The 3rd person is unknown to me. If you'd like any further information, contact v.anderson@hotmail.com, I can screen cap you my cc statement and foward you emails where he's promised me money. It's been 3 months and I haven't seen a red cent of the 700+ I lent him. Don't lend him money! This is not a joke, I am serious!
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lisa you are so lucky! pack me?
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