...guys? I don't need a job until AFTER January 31st, and I already have one lined up. I'm not looking for job ideas, I just wanted to know if there were any REALLY AMAZING opportunities out there that y'all might know about that I might not have considered yet.

That said, I really do appreciate everybody being so helpful. I have awesome friends.

Well, I've told enough people that I'm now okay posting it here. I quit my job. As of January 31st, I will be officially unemployed. That is, assuming I don't find a new job by then, which I think I will probably do because I like eating ( Read more... )

For retarded reasons I won't get into but that aren't my fault, I don't currently know the OS password to my new laptop. This means I can't do ANYTHING involving changing my music on my ipod. Does anyone know how to reset a Mac password without knowing the current one? Preferably without losing me everything I've already installed...

So I thought that by not fixing my car window after it got broken would make it obvious to thieves that there was nothing worth stealing in my car. They broke in again anyway. AGAIN, didn't take anything, just took everything out of my glove compartment and threw it around, making a giant mess. Got into my trunck through the back seat, same result ( Read more... )

We've been trying to bring our Chinese plant manager over in October for a week for training. Last week, I asked him how his visa application was going, and he said that he couldn't get one because he has no wife or kids in China to prevent him from immigrating, and so the Chinese government won't give him a visa. So I went through this whole ( Read more... )

So, according to career matchmaker, these are my top 10 jobs. Check out #10.

1. Child and Youth Worker
2. Industrial-Organizational Psychologist
3. Recreation Therapist
4. Management Consultant
5. Art/Music Therapist
6. Social Worker
7. Addictions Counselor
8. Nanny
9. Health Care Administrator
10. Clergy

HAHAHAHAHA!

Background: One of our products is sold in powder form. Therefore, when we package it to sell, one of the specifications that must be met before it can be shipped is that it must be dry enough, because too much water would make it weigh more and that would be cheating ( Read more... )

This morning, as I was driving to work at 7:30am, I passed a older guy who kinda looked like a biker. Stringy ponytail, cutoff jean jacket, grimy in that "works with engines" kinda way...

...cantering a horse down the middle of the street.

I wonder if that had anything to do with the police blockade I had to go around about half a mile back?

I have discovered my problem. I'm just too uptight about paying for sex. If I was willing to pay for sex, I wouldn't mind paying $75/hr for a ballroom instructor to hit on me and I wouldn't need a partner. I also wouldn't mind the extra couple hundred for a black MacBook that is only different from the white one in that its sexier. I could also ( Read more... )

I am currently looking for the following people ( Read more... )