a dulcet veneer

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if I had a daughter I would name her "Maple"

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slug samba

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the pie? so good

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The prettiest girls can be found at highway rest areas
I don't usually put that much time into writing or publishing my non-theatrical movie blurbs, but I just watched the fourth Harry Potter movie for the first time and wanted to put it up for comparison.


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Gobble gobble is the turkey's call

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Jennifer Connelly's heroin smile has haunted my mindI think my PC's motherboard is dead. It's a serious problem ( Read more... )

A head full of spaghetti

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SIRE, YOUR TRANSMOGRIFICATION IS NEARLY COMPLETEMy barber never really does my hair the way I want it. The most obvious solution would be to replace the barber. It's not like I haven't tried ( Read more... )