yes! they are making my heart go pitter patter! except my co-worker just told me that having baby monkeys as pets is probably illegal. why is the good stuff always illegal?!
they are so tiny no one would know! come on now. you could hide them in your pockets if the police came. they are so small that no one would even believe they are real!
i mean really. "MY NEIGHBOR HAS TINY MONKEYS I SAW THEM I SAW THEM" sounds a little crazy, doesn't it?
you are totally convincing me! officer: why are tiny monkey noises coming from your pockets, ma am? me: are you suggesting i have MONKEYS in my POCKET!? don't be absurd.
maybe you could get marc to help you save the tiny monkeys... you could become their spokesperson. he could design them monkey suits. but besides that - i guess i'll need to return the diamonds and rubies i got you and get these... are they like gremlins?
wait, wait! i still like diamonds. you can return the rubies. they are NOT like gremlins. they are cute widdle baby monkeys that will snuggle with me and love me forever! thank you.
yay! thanks devon! i knew i could count on you. in honor of your friendship, will let you borrow my baby monkeys anytime you want. i bet they are total boy magnets!
my co-worker (the one who said they were illegal) said she thinks they are spider monkeys. but since it has been proven that she knows not of what she speaks when she speaks of monkeys, i think it safe to say they could very well NOT be spider monkeys. i am going to do research. we should both get cute little baby monkeys and then we can be "the girls with the baby monkeys" together.
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tiny finger monkeys = IN.
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come on now. you could hide them in your pockets if the police came. they are so small that no one would even believe they are real!
i mean really. "MY NEIGHBOR HAS TINY MONKEYS I SAW THEM I SAW THEM" sounds a little crazy, doesn't it?
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officer: why are tiny monkey noises coming from your pockets, ma am?
me: are you suggesting i have MONKEYS in my POCKET!? don't be absurd.
i wonder what they eat?
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they are NOT like gremlins. they are cute widdle baby monkeys that will snuggle with me and love me forever!
thank you.
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how about some wine to go with that?
ok - nix the rubies.
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baby monkeys CANNOT drink wine! god. i am never letting you near my baby monkeys now, you lush-head.
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i am soooooo excited, because I have wanted this exact monkey forever...
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i am going to do research.
we should both get cute little baby monkeys and then we can be "the girls with the baby monkeys" together.
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and our kids could play together happily and we could trade off babysitting when someone has to wear something that does not have a pocket...
:)
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http://www.aesop-project.org/US_Pet_Monkey_Trade.htm
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