so on saturday i went to the rickshaw stop with some friends. against my better judgment, i allowed myself to be sweet-talked by the gin for a hot and dirty reunion
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the problem here is that you are trying to apply logic to gin induced thinking and it will never work.
1. i put the beverage in the handbag because i was going outside and i didnt want to leave the drink unattended in the club, and it is illegal to drink outside in california, so clearly the only option was to sneak it out in my purse.
2. it did not spill because the purse in question is small and leather and contained my wallet, make-up case and various other things which helped to hold the glass tightly in place.
you must be a very steady walker under the influence of gin. if i had a handbag and put a drink in it there would surely be a trail of spilt drink dribbles following my footsteps - when sober.
awesome! soon my phone will start talking to me and saving my ass as i fight the bad guys! but does this mean i'm going to start posing naked with puppies? if so, no thank you, miracle.
Yes, because without the numbers 6 or 9 you could never call me. Then again, you never IM me, so I think this friendship doesn't mean that much to you. WE CAN'T JUST RIDE ON THE BONEY M THING FOREVER, DEVON, THESE THINGS TAKE WORK.
Oh, Gin... you are such a bad-news boyfriend. I know how that goes (except not with gin, just pretty much with everything else, oy, haha). It wasn't stupid... it was just, you know, character building. Awww, poor little cell phone, though.
Glad your weekend was good aside from the cellphone incident... :-)
Unrelated: In only a few days we'll all be hanging out! Yay! I'm very excited.
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You are my favorite person in the world.
And I love your shenanigans. This post is now a covetted "memmory".
P.S. Be my valentine!
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wow. i guess i need to be an asshole more often.
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I did so, just to be creepy!
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1. i put the beverage in the handbag because i was going outside and i didnt want to leave the drink unattended in the club, and it is illegal to drink outside in california, so clearly the only option was to sneak it out in my purse.
2. it did not spill because the purse in question is small and leather and contained my wallet, make-up case and various other things which helped to hold the glass tightly in place.
you see? this all makes perfect sense now.
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Glad your weekend was good aside from the cellphone incident... :-)
Unrelated: In only a few days we'll all be hanging out! Yay! I'm very excited.
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how excited am i for seattle?
answer: VERY! VERY! VERY!
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