I. Hate. Girls.

May 04, 2005 16:12


Not all girls. Just some.

Slutty, stupid, and ditzy girls.

I met one of Derek's exes last night, and she's.... well, all three. Here's how the conversation went:

[I was silent up until this point, letting Derek and his ex and her sidekick talk]

Ex: *Looks to me (because I've been glaring at her as she and her minion utter shrill valley girl laughs ( Read more... )

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tears2rain4u May 4 2005, 16:35:23 UTC
Teach me to do quick thinking like that!!!!
lol
Funny, and gets the point across.
GJ

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rac_reversed May 5 2005, 05:21:05 UTC
*muffles a giggle; eventually breaking into hystaric laughter* Hahahahaahahaahaha!!!!!! XD!!

'And the Champinship Title goes to: CIARA!!!' ^.~

Holy SHIT, that was AWESOME! *-*

Girl, teach me how to throw off insults such as you do. <3 I wish I had your quick wit; and way with words. ;;-;;

I hate valley girls...and I'm surprised Derek even bothers. Maybe because they've got boobs; and are easier to get into than us smart; sophisticated girls.

Oops...did I say that out loud? ^^;;

*ducks a slap*

But, I digress: THE MASSES DEMAND MORE! *-*

<3

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ciara_irishrose May 5 2005, 22:48:43 UTC
Thank you both. ^^;;

What's sad is, apparently I lose all of my wit when I don't feel superior. If I feel like I'm not looking my best, or feeling my best, my sarcasm leaves me.

A goldfish would feel superior to these two, however, so I didn't find it too big a problem to throw off one-liners. ^^

I am rather proud of myself. I wonder if I could ever re-create that if I get in another verbal fight? O.o

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