Not all girls. Just some.
Slutty, stupid, and ditzy girls.
I met one of Derek's exes last night, and she's.... well, all three. Here's how the conversation went:
[I was silent up until this point, letting Derek and his ex and her sidekick talk]
Ex: *Looks to me (because I've been glaring at her as she and her minion utter shrill valley girl laughs
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lol
Funny, and gets the point across.
GJ
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'And the Champinship Title goes to: CIARA!!!' ^.~
Holy SHIT, that was AWESOME! *-*
Girl, teach me how to throw off insults such as you do. <3 I wish I had your quick wit; and way with words. ;;-;;
I hate valley girls...and I'm surprised Derek even bothers. Maybe because they've got boobs; and are easier to get into than us smart; sophisticated girls.
Oops...did I say that out loud? ^^;;
*ducks a slap*
But, I digress: THE MASSES DEMAND MORE! *-*
<3
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What's sad is, apparently I lose all of my wit when I don't feel superior. If I feel like I'm not looking my best, or feeling my best, my sarcasm leaves me.
A goldfish would feel superior to these two, however, so I didn't find it too big a problem to throw off one-liners. ^^
I am rather proud of myself. I wonder if I could ever re-create that if I get in another verbal fight? O.o
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