really funny george bush joke.. sorry leslie.
> >George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed and dreams
he
> >sees George Washington standing beside him.
> >
>
>Bush asks him, "George, what can I do to help my country?"
>
>
> >"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did,"
Washington advises,
> >then fades away.
> >
> >The
next night Bush dreams again. This time he sees the ghost of Thomas
>
>Jefferson.
> >
> >Bush calls out to him, "Tom, please!Â
What do you advise I do to help the
> >country?"
> >
>
>"Respect the Constitution as I did," Jefferson replies and dims
from
sight.
> >
> >The third night Bush dreams, yet again,
and sees the ghost of F.D.R.
> >hovering over his bed.
>
>
> >"Franklin, please tell me, what can I do to help the
country?"
> >
> >"Help the less fortunate, just as I did, "
F.D.R. replies, as he slowly
> >fades from sight.
> >
>
>The fourth night, Bush sees the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Bush
pleads,
> >"Abe, what can I do right now to help the country?"
>
>
> >Abe replies, "Go see a play."
> >