One: The sorry ass loser liars of the world who say they can do something but never follow through. "Oh yeah, I'm such a badass, I can get that, all day long I can get that." WANKERS ( Read more... )

For those of you that don't know, an outdoor electronic music event in Utah was brought to a screeching halt on Saturday night by the SWAT team ( Read more... )

Another disgusting action by our government. A woman found 10 double eagle US coins in her late father's safe, a jewler for more than 70 years. She had called the US Mint to notify that the coins were found (the right thing to do), and when they asked her to bring them in to verify 'authenticity' the coins were seized (the wrong thing to do ( Read more... )

I played a party the other weekend and while my back was turned for five minutes, the assholes junglists I smoked up all weekend jacked my kit. THEE Kit, as its been known. Lame - ultra lame. I loathe people like that. I lost $300 all total, not to mention the overwhelming sentimental value it had. Or the special Botanic Gardens Mushroom ( Read more... )

What sort of warning signs have been branded onto the dumpsters of Colfax alleys?

"No babies"

It should not take this FREAKIN' long to buy something on ebay... I've been at it since 5! It's 10! WTF?!?!

DONT YOU WANT MY MONEY!?!?!

=P

FREEDOM AND HAPPINESS!!!

'Doing my chores everyday will bring me freedom and happiness.' Equal to... Doing chores = freedom and happiness.

TRUTH 1: Doing chores equals freedom and happiness.
TRUTH 2: I like freedom and happiness.
(apply distributive property)
RESULT: I like doing chores.

Get iP?

If you have not read the sixth Harry Potter book I urge you to do so, it was likely my favorite in the series, thus far. I laughed, I cried, I copied quotes...

“Dumbledore would have been happier than anybody to think that there was a little more love in the world.” - Professor McGonagall

I noticed that the LJ emoticon "okay" has with it the smiley face akin to =/ - that somewhat, hum-drum, wishy washy, I'm not doing so well face ( Read more... )

Ok, so I know this is not what gentlemen post, and I'm sure some don't want to hear it, but I don't really care because, well, I's gotstas ( Read more... )