Where Confusion Reigns Supreme (Onew/Tiffany)
Where Confusion Reigns Supreme
Onew/Tiffany
PG (mentions b**** word); Crack!fic, band bonding, fluff.
Jinki gets the girl completely unintentionally while his members fail. And there is a catfight.
"You're such a bitch," Kibum snarls as soon as he catches sight of Jessica. Everyone in the practice room stops dancing to watch them. "You said you didn't notice me at all!" Jessica stares at him for a good five seconds and when he doesn't squirm, raises an eyebrow slowly and replies, "Stop bitching, bitch,"
Chaos ensues.
Joohyun glares and points a finger at Kibum and shrieks, "There will be no swearing in my house!" with an impeccable accent while Taemin whines -"Speak in Korean!"- and Hyoyeon raps Kibum on the head with her fist, "Kim Kibum, you are such a girl." There's also panicking on Taeyeon's behalf (because oh no they said bitch) and Sooyoung slumps in the farthest corner of the room, comforted by Yuri and Yoona ("I can't believe I had his head between my legs,") and Jonghyun is trying out a new pickup line on Sunny.
Jinki decides that sitting down on the floor to watch thirteen other hormonal teenagers catfight is not the most efficient solution. But it is the closest course of action and he is all about not having to move more than necessary at 1:36 in the morning after a long and grueling day. "You know," comes a voice to his left, and he turns to find Tiffany next to him. "Kibum is wasted being in a Korean boy band," She offers him a botte of water, which he accepts gratefully, and promptly (rather ungracefully) chokes on his mouthful of liquid when she says thoughtfully, "At this rate, they'll be making sex propositions before you know it," Giggling, she produces a tissue and proceeds to wipe the water off him and the floor in front of him. He's really noticing the movement of her fingers on his face and up this close, her carefully applied eyeliner has smudged in a just-woke-up-from-a-nap and kind of but not really sexy kind of way which doesn't make him have to swallow because his mouth is suddenly uncomfortably dry.
She moves back and he feels faintly disappointed until she picks up the abandoned water bottle and takes a drink (because, hey, indirect kiss, right?), throwing her head back so he gets a full view of the smooth, long line of her neck. "You look really confused," she says, beaming and he nods because he is, but only because he thinks he shouldn't be enjoying this nearly as much as he is and her smile is much brighter off camera. "You really have no idea what they said, right?" She laughs (rather cutely, he thinks) when he shakes his head, no, and pats his leg. 'It's okay, you're better off that way,"
"But sex- you said- and Joohyun yelling, and-" He's probably flailing and sputtering in a really unflattering way right now- not that he cares, but still-
"You're so cute," His vocal cords have suddenly stopped working but it's okay because they're smiling at each other kind of stupidly and he could really get used to this. And then he becomes acutely aware that every pair of eyes in the room is focused on them and it's gone oddly quiet except for the ticking of the clock, which he takes as a countdown to his now inevitable doom.
Chaos ensues, but for an entirely different reason.
Posted previously at shinee_replay.
Onew/Tiffany
PG (mentions b**** word); Crack!fic, band bonding, fluff.
Jinki gets the girl completely unintentionally while his members fail. And there is a catfight.
"You're such a bitch," Kibum snarls as soon as he catches sight of Jessica. Everyone in the practice room stops dancing to watch them. "You said you didn't notice me at all!" Jessica stares at him for a good five seconds and when he doesn't squirm, raises an eyebrow slowly and replies, "Stop bitching, bitch,"
Chaos ensues.
Joohyun glares and points a finger at Kibum and shrieks, "There will be no swearing in my house!" with an impeccable accent while Taemin whines -"Speak in Korean!"- and Hyoyeon raps Kibum on the head with her fist, "Kim Kibum, you are such a girl." There's also panicking on Taeyeon's behalf (because oh no they said bitch) and Sooyoung slumps in the farthest corner of the room, comforted by Yuri and Yoona ("I can't believe I had his head between my legs,") and Jonghyun is trying out a new pickup line on Sunny.
Jinki decides that sitting down on the floor to watch thirteen other hormonal teenagers catfight is not the most efficient solution. But it is the closest course of action and he is all about not having to move more than necessary at 1:36 in the morning after a long and grueling day. "You know," comes a voice to his left, and he turns to find Tiffany next to him. "Kibum is wasted being in a Korean boy band," She offers him a botte of water, which he accepts gratefully, and promptly (rather ungracefully) chokes on his mouthful of liquid when she says thoughtfully, "At this rate, they'll be making sex propositions before you know it," Giggling, she produces a tissue and proceeds to wipe the water off him and the floor in front of him. He's really noticing the movement of her fingers on his face and up this close, her carefully applied eyeliner has smudged in a just-woke-up-from-a-nap and kind of but not really sexy kind of way which doesn't make him have to swallow because his mouth is suddenly uncomfortably dry.
She moves back and he feels faintly disappointed until she picks up the abandoned water bottle and takes a drink (because, hey, indirect kiss, right?), throwing her head back so he gets a full view of the smooth, long line of her neck. "You look really confused," she says, beaming and he nods because he is, but only because he thinks he shouldn't be enjoying this nearly as much as he is and her smile is much brighter off camera. "You really have no idea what they said, right?" She laughs (rather cutely, he thinks) when he shakes his head, no, and pats his leg. 'It's okay, you're better off that way,"
"But sex- you said- and Joohyun yelling, and-" He's probably flailing and sputtering in a really unflattering way right now- not that he cares, but still-
"You're so cute," His vocal cords have suddenly stopped working but it's okay because they're smiling at each other kind of stupidly and he could really get used to this. And then he becomes acutely aware that every pair of eyes in the room is focused on them and it's gone oddly quiet except for the ticking of the clock, which he takes as a countdown to his now inevitable doom.
Chaos ensues, but for an entirely different reason.
Posted previously at shinee_replay.