The Frat

[cieo]

My bed is a loft that one of the former brothers had built for himself. It's more than ten feet tall, and I'm an ass-in-the-air, let-the-limbs-fall-where-they-may sort of sleeper. The good news is, he's also built a rickety ladder to go with it. The only thing missing is my phenomenal lack of coordination that can only be described as God's

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[gringo_in_tj]

Regarding the ickiness of boys, I think that it's the snails. The snips are probably harmless, so far as ingredients go, and while the puppydog tails are quite disturbing, they are far from icky.

It's the snails. It must be the snails.

Of course, the Bud Light doesn't go a long wat toward proving that sugar and spice mean anything, either.

Eww.

[cieo]

Haha, yes. I'd forgotten about the snails.

And seriously, Bud Light. So gross. 'Course I have yet to develop a taste for beer of any sort aside from the fruity ones that don't taste like beer.

[popfiend]

On a somewhat unrelated note, I'd like to know why boys are so icky. I used to think that I was just indulging in stereotypes, but faced with indisputable evidence, I must reassess my position.

Boys are icky.

Men aren't.

Eventually we grow out of it if we have half a brain and half a heart.

If he's still icky at 30, he's still a boy.

I'm not icky!

:)

There is a sign above my door on the outside that reads, "Ladies." I always wondered about why on earth such a sign would be on a frat brother's door.

A party is going on downstairs tonight. Featherweight girls are getting drunk off of Bud Light. Featherweight girls are stumbling into my room, thinking that it's the ladies' room. I think we've solved our mystery. Sitting up here near the ceiling, I do feel rather like a spider lying in wait for the next disgusting morsel of mind-numbingly dippy prey.

That's creepy!

*HUGS

[cieo]

Seriously, Fiend. The BATHROOMS. The KITCHENS. What the hell??

Oh, and thank you for your kind words. Snippets of brilliance, yes :)

[cieo]

I wonder if horny explains the disaster that is the rest of this house. Common areas arent't that bad, but GOD. The rest of the place.

[donttouchmyhat]

Boys are icky. One of the many reasons I prefer to hang with the ladiesss.

[cieo]

No help at all. :(

[akdidge]

As I've said to many women before: All men are pigs. No contest, end of story. Any man who says he isn't a pig is lying. There are a few of us pigs that have actually realized this and attempted to stray out of the sty that is our natural born heritage. We occasionally succeed. But deep at heart, we men are all pigs. Ladies just have to realize this and acknowledge that some are more than just pigs, but we're pigs nonetheless.

[cieo]

It's so disgusting here, Didge. And I can't just clean the whole damned house, either. I feel like the beer bottles just reproduce overnight.