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Nightshift 32
Badou wakes up in a strange place with no idea how he got there. His first thought? Goddamn I need some cigarettes. Instead, he finds boobs. Walls of them. Badou and boobs Alkaid go adventuring and run into some chick and her boyfriend, who's bleeding to death. Badou just goes what the hell ever and helps them get down to the chapel to not die. Unfortunately, they get into a fight with A FUCKING SPARKLY ASS VAMPIRE OH GOD RUN. In the end, Badou gets his nose broken and Alkaid gets her blood sucked, Claire gets beaten up more and Clark is healed. Hooray nobody died!
End of Nightshift 32.
Dayshift 33
Badou meets a friendly hobo who shares his pain and horror at the cruel torture the institute has wrought on him. They won't let him get lung cancer. Baww.
In the rec field he runs into Clark again, who thanks him for saving his life to which Badou replies cigarettes would be an acceptable payment. They talk a little bit about the previous night and MU before going their separate ways.
Badou innocently kidnaps some food from a hot chick, at which point both her and his soon to be roommate turn on him and chase him off with some very stern finger shaking.
Retreat to the greenhouse! Badou meets up with some guy who looks like a rooster, who also kidnaps his tomatoes. Badou offers to pay him as a bodyguard using innocent baby veggies while he raids the doctor's offices for cigarettes. No dice. :(
Badou and Armand do not get along.
Nightshift 33
Badou dons his battle regalia for another night of cigarette hunting. Alone. But what's that! In the hall! It's a pair of boobs! It's a redhead! It's Alkaid again. They argue like an old married couple and agree to go off adventuring together in search of the illusive cigarette. Wilson's office is empty, but when they try the next one -- SWEET AND GLORIOUS VICTORY. Badou and Tyki fight for the pack like rabid dogs, and each come away with a few cigarettes after Tyki sacrilegiously breaks the pack. Badou and Alkaid run for their lives. Alkaid is displeased because Badou is a moron, but most people are. Badou is getting a little more violent than usual thanks to the lack of smokes, and their meeting with Hallelujah does not go well. That's right. They've pissed off a gundam pilot with emo hair. Also Badou ate a cigarette and that was a really stupid idea. Now, they are in search of the mythical lighter. Acquired: Smokes
End of Nightshift 33.
Dayshift 34
Badou has breakfast with that rooster guy and teaches him the glory of pancakes because that's a lesson no man should go with out.
Hobo funtimes in the courtyard and Badou doesn't recognise Tyki from the night before, since he's all ghetto again and they can whine in unison. Mostly they just chill like the cool peeps they are.
At lunch, Badou is still whining. He flops down next to Alkaid's boobs. She tries to give him a pep talk. It mostly works once she suggests that there are matches in the janitor's closet. He also briefly meets Haseo, who thinks he's a freak. :(
Nightshift 34
Badou, Alkaid and her boyfriend Haseo meet in the special spot for match + weapon hunting. Lalala. They make it to the closet to find someone's been there before them. Nothing to be found, but Alkaid is optimistic even in the face of the quitters boys.
End of Nightshift 34.
Dayshift 35
Nanaaaaa bus trip. Summary: Atoli is a puppy and friends with Alkaid.
In Doyleton, Badou meets with Artemis Fowl in what he expects to be a routine business exchange: transcripts for Arty's patient possessions stuff. They go to the Twin Pines for lunch while Badou prods at Artemis' 'I shit million dollar bills' attitude and eats country fried steak with his mouth open. Somehow, they don't hate each other. Acquired: Transcripts.
Nanaaaaaa bus trip. Summary: Kenshin says SHIT WENT DOWN last week on the buses and warns Badou that it might happen again.
Nightshift 35
Team Fail heads for the autopsy room to look for scalpels so Badou can trade them for matches to light his cigarettes. Kaiji is more optimistic than Badou at least. Badou can't figure out why he'd come along on a suicide mission for no good reason, but he suspects Kaiji is a masochist, which is cool with him since he needs a meat shield. They meet up with Team Adorable on the way. Badou is against Atoli and Hana venturing into parts dangerous and unknown, but lets them come along since they'd be wondering parts dangerous and unknown anyway. It's their choice so whatever.
Also, Kaiji is the brave and fearless leader now. He calls Badou on his douchebaggery just before nightshift ends.
End of Nightshift 35.
Dayshift 36
Badou meets up with a hot chick Okita in the chapel. They talk how much of a fraud the Bishop is, and how much the nurses suck, and Okita makes sad faces amidst his teasing. Also Badou's trend of meeting psychopaths continues as Okita confides in him about the "silverware incident". But he also imparts sacred knowledge of where to find fire: the burners in the kitchen. Badou instantly loves him. And suggests that he kill his enemies with fireworks. They draw on eachother's hands like morons and promise to enable eachother. F'aww. Womanly psychopath lovings. This is the start of a beautiful friendship.
Next shift, Badou meets visitor!Haine who brought him smokes but is not killing everyone. Also his collar is gone. And he's telling Badou that he's the crazy one. Haine is telling Badou he's the crazy one. What. Whaaaat. Badou is having none of this shit. Fuck it all. Not Acquired: Smokes, Haine
Badou takes out his anger on a defenseless piece of paper. He needs the help of an adult to cut with the shitty institute scissors. Baww.
Nightshift 36
After spending the evening picking apart the transcripts Arty gave him, Badou gets ready for another wild night with Alkaid. He does owe Arty his stuff. When she doesn't show up, he assumes she's ditched him for healing or something and goes on by himself. At Patient Possessions HE BREAKS THE DOOR DOWN FUCK YEAHHHHH oh god his foot is broken. Hardcore emo time.
End of Nightshift 36
Dayshift 37
It's naked time. Badou is FOREVER TRAUMATIZED by naked Luxord and Xigbar. Actually, things with him and Luxord started out alright, but then he got between Luxord and his man and it was ON. *snap in a Z formation*
Arty is freaking out a little because his friend died, so Badou comes to see him - at his request. Hey, Badou has no clue why he would be comforting either. They dick around and end up talking about Arty training stray dogs to save the whales...and finally end up talking about Renji. Turns out he left Arty with a bunch of silly habits. BADOU IS REMINDED OF SOMEONE. So they bond. Mostly with Badou making fun of Arty in a silly big-brotherly way. Thiiiis is going to be a healthy relationship.
~*~*~HIATUS~*~*~
Dayshift 38
Badou meets up with Sen for breakfast. She's actually a woman! And a hairdresser or something. They talk about frootloops and disappearing people and how Badou is maybe looking for Alkaid a little bit. Yeah, he has a better chance with that Okita chick. :(
After breakfast he finds Arty again. Turns out while Badou was snoring Arty's friend died and he got experimented on. They're both a little pissy considering the last day or so, but snarky bonding happens and somehow they still don't hate eachother.
Badou meets Schuldig for lunch and they bargain over the price of fire these days. Apparently there are no discounts for being friends with Arty, and Badou's life sinks ever deeper into failure.
Of course, sitting on Grell's legs turns out to be extremely unhelpful somehow. After Grell doesn't kill him, they chat a little bit.
Didn't really get anywhere this nightshift. :(
End of Nightshift 38
Dayshift 39
Round 1: Badou vs Makiko Therapy shift does not go well for Badou. Makiko manages to push his buttons, and Badou manages to push her desk and break her nose - not that Makiko cares. She sedates his ass. It's just Badou's luck: the first time a hot woman really wants to eat him, it's in the most literal sense of the word.
Badou is totally trippin' on sedatives omggggggg. He hangs out with that hobo dude again. They come to the conclusion that Makiko hated him because his hair was prettier and she was jealous.
Luckily for Badou, Alle also happens to be high on sedatives.
Dear self: LEARN TO TAG. T_T I might be missing some threads.