Duh, but there was never a starting line.

The final call has been made: I jumped the gun. So one missed call and a voice mail later, it's time-in. As for me, I'm cool with benchwarming for now; I'll check out the plays for a while longer.

My strategy for victory: don't take shit seriously. It is just a game.

-k

Driving the 60 miles from my parents’ home to the U-district--in a car equipped with only the radio's finicky taste in music--this mind tends to trip over wrinkles from the past. Still, from country road to two-lane highway it's hard to wipe the slate of cable T.V., recliners and diet peach ice tea. But as trees turn to strip malls, these newly ( Read more... )

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The pervert looms close in the night. Warning to those with significant others: Dancing with out of town friends may prove hazardous to monogamy.

-k

The energy is dead and so is America Unbound! I will trudge through. I'm sending the troops in--this one will have to be on my own. Screw you Bush administration--I could sure use some multilateral support on this paper. Fuuuuuuuck. Profanities do nothing as I sink deep into the term paper abyss. Will someone please call a surgeon? I need a ( Read more... )

Google image search: leprechaun.


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Tick Tock and when does it ever stop? Last night Brittany turned 21 with a bang. Or shall I say many bangs? The night started young as everyone in the room officially became of age. Despite a few minor skirmishes--our good friend transitioned into her new role stumbling and slurring like the best of 'em ( Read more... )

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I need to stop using school computer labs. The girl sitting next to me just spilled some of her banana flavored snack on the lab table. Having licked her index finger, she is using her own saliva to adhere each crumb to her fingertip, and has proceeded to lick, lick, lick away. A hundred+ given people use that computer a day. I hope ecoli puts her ( Read more... )

Just peeked out the window and saw that the beats are bumpin off a stage with 30+ WHITE people playing traditional African drums. And they have a little drum leader that keeps blowing a WHISTLE! What is wrong with you Seattle?!