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I hate the Chase Insurance Direct commercial. The wife is complaining that her husband is the King of Procrastination and after asking him so many times she just gave up and called herself ( Read more... ) -
The Best Worst Idea EVER...
The guys want to turn my driveway into a pool.
This is nothing new. Except now I think it's not as bad of an idea.
It would never get off the ground. My neighbors would call the cops, and we can't afford the water bill...
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Nap...
I got back from class today and I decided, even though I have a lot to do, I just couldn't give any less of a ((CENSOR ( Read more... ) -
I'm now "officially" a journalist...
I got reemed today by someone who didn't appreciate my article about the establishment she works for ( Read more... ) -
5 Brand New Experiences From The Last 36 Hours...
In the last 36 hours I have...
1. Fired a gun (.22 and a .45 and no, not at anyone)
2. Walked from my house to Victor in the dark, by myself, at midnight
3. Dirty danced with Matt
4. Got a lap dance from Mike O.
5. Dirty danced with Other Matt
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The Secret Life of a Nude Model...
I was walking to my night class Monday when I happened upon a studio mate of mine laden down with equipment not typically seen of a 5th year digerati. It seems the fellow is taking a life drawing class and I had to think, what would possess someone to sit in front of total strangers stark naked, even if it is for the sake of art ( Read more... ) -
Pictures from LUAUedness
Guy I knew in high school was checking out my "seductive look" picture from the luau and emailed me... just to ask if I was stoned.
For the record, that is the look I appearently get when I don't get enough sleep and I've been drinking. Sexy, isn't it.
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Winter Luau-edness
Interesting stories from Winter Luau:
Pre-Luau:
Discussion between Jenny, Dan, and me regarding Dan's sexuality which ended in Dan yelling, "HOOTERS! HOOTERS! I want to go there! I like boobs!"
Luau:Matt VD juggled fire and then someone talked him into attempting to swallow it ( Read more... ) -
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I have got to say, I am loving what Pantene ProV is doing for my hair. Sexy, silky, and manageable. They really should bottle that.
AND, in other news, I have a new idea for a short story! Woohoo!
AND, quote of the night: "He was all huddled over, soaping up his nooks and crannies..."
AND, in other news, WINTER LUAU!!! -
Nice to know I'm good for something...
DEAR GENTLEMEN, ONE AND ALL ( Read more... )