YOU'RE so cool, the last time scientists discovered one of those full mammoth carcases frozen in ice, they were like "Check that out, that ice age must have been INTENSE" and then the mammoth (because he was TOTALLY alive and can talk. And speak English) was like "Dude. That wasn't the ice age. There was this guy, Kevin Bushek - he came up to me and was like HOLY CRAP ITS A MAMMOTH!!!! YOU LOOK LIKE SNUFFALUFAGUS!!!!! and he just got so excited, I was immediately just encased in ice."
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YOU'RE so cool, the last time scientists discovered one of those full mammoth carcases frozen in ice, they were like "Check that out, that ice age must have been INTENSE" and then the mammoth (because he was TOTALLY alive and can talk. And speak English) was like "Dude. That wasn't the ice age. There was this guy, Kevin Bushek - he came up to me and was like HOLY CRAP ITS A MAMMOTH!!!! YOU LOOK LIKE SNUFFALUFAGUS!!!!! and he just got so excited, I was immediately just encased in ice."
True story.
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