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That one dumb survey I've been adding to every four years...
Black: 2004
Blue: 2006
Red: 2008
Purple: 2010
LAYER ONE: On The Outside
Name: Jessica Lyn Hoffman
Birth date: June 23, 1987
Birthplace: Atlanta, Georgia
Current Location: Ocoee, Fl (As much as I'd rather say Philly…) Meh. I’m happier here.
Eye Color: Green/Blue
Hair Color: Brown but I’m probably going to go back to red soonish Haha red
Height: 5'6"
Righty or Lefty: Righty
Zodiac Sign: Cancer
LAYER TWO: On The Inside
Your heritage: Jewish/Catholic...
Shoes you wore today: None yet Blue Converse w/ my flame laces those black flats I wear all the time Black patent pumps - hellll yes.
Your weakness: biting my nails, drawing too many connections Hm, maybe I'll give this more thought and come back to it…? Nah, too lazy. Letting myself be cripplingly indecisive. Convincing myself I’m fine when I probably should just do something to change my situation. I have no weaknesses.
Your fears: failure, pink slime <- dude, I totally thought I stopped having nightmares about that shit when I was a kid, but I had one the night before last, rejection, getting pregnant, losing my friends at Nova, losing touch with the people I loved from high school, people changing I’ve finally admitted that I’m pretty severely emetophobic - that’s fear of vomit/vomiting. Yeah. I guess I’m also scared of getting lost in a crowd. Not physically lost, but being one of millions. Makes me uncomfortable. No fears either. Actually, that’s not true. I’ve recently started being slightly afraid that I’m going to grow up into one of those people who’s so obsessed with their job they forget to have a life of their own.
Your perfect pizza: extra toasted cheese, peperoni, green peppers erm, pineapples Pineapples, Caramelized onions, and just a whole bunch of stuff ftw
Goal you'd like to achieve: Be known not be afraid to be COMPLETELY happy That sounds good. Haven’t figured that one out yet. Le’ts also say I’d like to be a little more convicted in my beliefs and not be afraid to decide what exactly it is that I want and stand up for it. I also want to dress like a girl more often. Ooh I do that one now!!! Win!! And I’m really freaking happy, too. Awesome. New goal… figure out what I’m going to do after graduation
LAYER THREE: Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow
Your most overused phrase on AIM: probably "omg" "hahaha" Wow, really don’t use AIM much at all anymore. Probably still hahaha
Your thoughts first waking up: Something random "I miss Danny" ”My God, is it time to wake up already? Shit!” and the Danny thing, probably. Definitely the “is it time already” one. Not the others, sorry :P
Your best physical feature: eyes I’m just gonna go out and say it - I have really nice boobs. Wow. Um. Okay then. I gotta say, my butt is better.
Your bedtime: Usually 11, give or take an hour haha, yeah, 4. That's AM. Somewhere between the two of those usually
Your most missed memory: The closeness of a 5 people grade High school forensics...Last year's Crestian in particular. PHILLY. Oh goodness, don’t even get me started, I was such a wreck last night after talking to one of my teammates. Hm. I don’t even have a good answer for this one anymore. Of all of those things I mentioned, high school forensics is still the most near and dear memory to me, but I get to hang out in that community all of the time now. I’m good!
LAYER FOUR: Your Pick
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonald's or Burger King: McDonalds, but their healthy fries are sooo not as good... Still McDonalds, and er, what am I talking about w/ the fries, those things are the shit and may I mention, those fruit and walnut things are glorious. … can I go back and pick neither?
Single or group dates: Group single indecisive much? Yeah, that sounds like me - I think I’m back to group, actually Who goes on dates anymore? Psh, what’s that about?
Adidas or Nike: Adidas I really couldn’t care less Anything with heels. Definitely.
Lipton Iced Tea or Nestea: Umm..whichever one makes the rasberry stuff Screw iced tea. Give me earl grey any day. Speaking of which, I think I’ll go make myself a cup… Good idea…
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or coffee: Cappuccino Soy Caramel Macchiato
LAYER FIVE: Do You?
Smoke: No.
Cuss: Yes ”Yes” is such an underestimation
Sing: Yes Again, probably an underestimation. Especially now that I have a ton of time by myself in the car every day I haven’t been to karaoke in so long… it pains me.
Take a shower everyday: Yes Which is why it PISSES ME OFF sometimes when there's no hot water and it's like 10 degrees outside, or when people are in the only good showers. Curse you McShain! Shall I mention, I LOVE having my own shower again
Have a crush(es): Maybe yeah Actually… not at the moment
Think you've been in love: Yes
Like(d) high school: Yes Meh High school forensics yes, high school in general not really. I was just talking to Mr. Rhoads about that, actually. But apparently I thought I liked it while I was in it, so what do I know Haha I was just talking about this last night. I phrased it “I didn’t like high school, but I liked Trinity”
Want to get married: Yes Eventually
Believe in yourself: Sometimes Definitely
Get motion sickness: No Technically no, but random vertigo pretty much sucks and motion can trigger it Gotta love vertigo. I’m awesome.
Think you're attractive: On certain days Are you kidding? I’m hot stuff!
Think you're a health freak: No way Since I’ve been sick, absolutely On and off. Usually fries and mac and cheese trigger the “off.”
Get along with your parents: Yes
Like thunderstorms: Yes
Play an instrument: Used to... And now I just play the kazoo.
LAYER SIX: In the past few months have you...(This means between Aug. 14 and today)
Drank alcohol: Yes. Spiked my tea a few times, but not much else really Uhhhh yes. I’m a grown up. It’s legal.
Smoked: No.
Done a drug: No.
Made Out: Yes
Gone on a date: Yes
Gone to the mall?: Yes.
Eaten an entire box of Oreos: No WITH KATIE FULLMAN!! I miss her...and am now holding auditions for a new dinner partner :*( oh god no Ew
Eaten sushi: Yes only about once or twice a week last semester Aw man, I don’t think so… I think I’m overdue for some sushi time
Been on stage: Yes Don’t think so, actually Does karaoke count?
Been dumped: Depends on definition of "dumped"... Nope Ha. I’m going to have to go back to my original answer on that one. To avoid a semantic argument, however, let’s go with yes.
Gone skating: No I wish!! Dude, I totally will when I get back... Not since Valentine’s day Nope. How tragic.
Gone skinny dipping: No Hahahaha yes
Dyed your hair: No Yes, oh man that was fun...blasting Brittany Spears in the bathroom w/ Angel, and then my hair turned out the color she wanted and hers turned out the color I wanted... Yep
Stolen anything: No Salt and Pepper… I’ve only stolen two sets in the last 2 years! Haven’t stolen anything!! I’m clean!!!
Lied: Yes probably I can’t specifically recall, but it’s likely
LAYER SEVEN: Ever...
Played a game that required removal of clothing: Yes When?!?!? I seriously don't remember this!?! I really think I would remember that... Um… well I have now?
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Not really Yeah No How did my answer to this change??
Been caught "doing something": No Define "doing something" haha I think I'll go with yes hahaha what a great story there. Remind me to tell it sometime. Or not.
Been called a tease: Yes
Gotten beaten up: No
Shoplifted: No
LAYER EIGHT: Getting Older
Age you hope to be married: 27 I don't know All I know is I don’t want kids till I’m 30 MUCH MUCH LATER
Numbers and Names of Children: Oh God, I dont know
How do you want to die: From an unwahsed grape ("Streetcar" reference) Ooh I like that answer, I forgot about that How dramatic!
What do you want to be when you grow up: Dunno Psych research maybe? Either way, I’m planning on getting a PhD now. That’s new. I’m hopefully going to keep coaching for a while, then eventually become a guidance counselor or teacher. But that says nothing about growing up.
What country would you most like to visit: Italy or France. Or Norway. Dude. Dude indeed :)
LAYER NINE: In a man
Best eye color?: Anything pretty Let's go with brown now, shall we? Don’t really care, actually
Best hair color?: Brown These questions are dumb. What if I spend my whole life answering something about brown hair brown eyed boys and marry a blue eyed blonde? It’s so irrelevant.
Short or long hair: Long enough to play with Longer than Danny likes it. Going back to the first answer
Height: taller than me 6 feet Tall enough so I can wear heels
Best first date location: Something funny...like putt putt all dressed up...what? who said that? Awwww!!!! That's cute. Good times. Haha still adorable. I still have yet to have someone best that.
LAYER TEN: In The Numbers...
Number of people I could trust with my life: 4, not including my family 2 3 I think. Maybe even 4. Honestly a lot. Somehow I manage to bounce back to being REALLY trusting…
Number of CDs that I own: Hmm, i dont think i've ever counted What an outdated question. I have 4305 songs on my itunes, lets go with that? Haha I totally use CDs again. But I’m not going out into my car to count them.
Number of piercings: 2 - Now 2 in each ear I had a cartilage piercing for a little while. Kind of miss it. 3
Number of tattoos: 0
Number of times my name has appeared in the Newspaper: 2 or 3 but that's only counting the REAL newspaper (…yes, in my imaginary newspaper I’m always headline news. What was I talking about? School newspaper?)
Number of scars on my body: Only one cool one, the lizard looking thing on my knee, and like a billion teeny ones haha, yeah, not gonna type what I'm thinking.. (oh wow! I forgot about that!! Wow, that’s another amusing story, but I probably should keep that one to myself) Have a few more since then. And totally have no idea what I was talking about there.
Number of things in my past that I regret: I try not to regret anything, but every once in a while things creep up... Yeah, no regrets. But if I was to rethink a single choice it would be hooking up w/ that one guy at that party. Oh goodness. Oh not sticking to pre-set self rules. Don't drink with people you don't know because you're upset, children. It's usually a bad idea. Back to no regrets at all. I feel like even the dumb things I wish I hadn’t done were irreplaceable learning experiences. I’ve made some AWESOME mistakes. I recommend those :) Also… my 2006 answer is hilarious.