Throwing up at my house after a night of drunken debauchery is definitely an experience...


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Dang, it's been a crazy weekend. I had friends visiting from San Diego staying at my house, a skanky bachelorette party, and I slept on the street in downtown SF. Crunk, weeded, and well-fed. I've slept a total of maybe 5 hours since Friday, but it paid off. I got myself a pair of free Jimmy Choo's. Whut whut!!! Right after the bachelorette ( Read more... )

Has anyone ever noticed that the women you love always torture you with new partners and friendship? Why is it that the ones that have given you the most physical pleasure always end up getting married?

Went to a friend's barbeque a few days ago. After a few drinks, some of us decided to go test drive all the cars in the driveway that still had dealer plates. The best thing about test driving friends' cars is that you can really squeeze the power out of it. My favorites were the 325xi and the Sport Kompressor. The Kompressor won, HANDS DOWN ( Read more... )

Best thing I heard today:

Trying to re-animate a dead relationship is only going to attract zombies.

"From what you tell me, you might have a form of bi-polar ( Read more... )

Maybe it's because I decided not to go home to Guam this summer, but last night I dreamt completely in Nihongo. There's nothing I'd rather be doing right now than playing with my niece or bbq-ing on the beach. Right now it's around 10:00am on Guam. I'd probably be sitting on the beach with some friends, a few guitars, and at least two empty ( Read more... )

I don't care what anyone says, I am definitely Employee of The Year material. Sure I've shown up drunk every weekend for the past three weeks, but at least I showed up. Okay, so I'm chronically late too, but I'm all business when I finally show up. Besides, I had a perfectly good excuse for why I was an hour late today. Big rig accident. It ( Read more... )

I have to work at 6am, but I can't sleep!!! I just bought the PalmOne Treo 650. I've been wanting the Treo since it first came out. Today I finally decided to stop messing around. Jhay and I walked into Best Buy, went straight for the phones, and I threw down that $600 bucks like I was shooting craps on the corner of East 14th & International ( Read more... )

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