it's sweet, and kind of akward. but always sweet. and not at all what i was told it would be. its so much better. love. i love him.

I really, really want the following: (in case someone wants to buy me some shit ( Read more... )

Last night I was transformed into what I have always been meant to be: an honest-to-God flesh eating zombie. After eating the leg of one stupid bitch, I had many, many flesh wounds attachted to my face and arms. After hours of waiting around I fought the main girl who totally should have been killed if you ask me. After grabbing her from by her ( Read more... )

So pretty much Sunday was the most awesome day of my life. I became a zombie, chased some fools around who were obviously going to get eaten, and then me myself ate a wuss-ass bartender in the middle of Pine Street downtown. I was bloody and nasty, and today I am going back for more. I just love the taste of human flesh.

at exactly 1:52 am this morning john pulled out his phone and showed it to me. "i dont care!" i yelled over micheal jackson, who was singing thriller. fuck. well, now i do care, cause its 7 hours later and im going on 3 hours of sleep. why is it necessary for me to dance all night? cause im awesome, thats why. and that is one thing that will never ( Read more... )

my throat hurts really bad. it probably is due to excessive talking/laughing/smoking last night. its a good kind of hurt, but man im fucking tired.

well, at least i know now she doesnt want me to starve. even if im living in sin.

i think the biggest adjustment that i have had to make now that i am "cohabiting" or as george w. likes to put it, "living in sin" is that i can no longer make sound effects for my own amusement while doing things around the apartment. before, i used to enjoy endless hours of cleaning and folding laundry while mindlessly making sound effects to go ( Read more... )

its seems like all i am doing these days is writing and thinking about food. is that a good thing or a bad thing? im not sure. either way, last night i had a delicious meal at dexter's. i had a grilled vegetable sandwich with goat cheese and a bottle of wine. it was wonderful and there was a chinese guy sitting at the table across from us and he ( Read more... )

so right now im about 2 1/2 to 3 glasses of wine in, anxiously awaiting dinner. oh, never mind, here it is.