no new years kiss for me..

Auto response from J oSHk Il IAn: makin a turkey sandwich with mayonnaise, lettuce, swiss cheese, and wheat bread.
(with a pepso on the side)

he ate my sandwich.
and drank my pepso.

>_

"OH YEAH!? well im gonna punch you in the ovary.. right in the baby maker!"

..I love my boyfriend, but if he punches me in the ovary..
hes gettin it in the balls

HARD.

I ♥ Napolean Dynamite and grilled cheese sandwiches, slapboxing and falling over logs, piggyback rides and bench pressing girlfriends..

but I really hate spoons full of salt.

I take it back, I had a wonderful birthday! You guys made it the best day ever! Thank you all so so so much ( Read more... )

OK random picture time..


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I'm beyond freaked out right now..

I was in a mental hospital..and found out I was pregnant. The hospital decided it was best if I had an abortion and my family agreed. After that I couldn't seem to do anything anymore, I was past depressed. The last thing I remember was falling out in the doorway of my hospital room crying and thinking to myself "You have to stop before someone ( Read more... )

And now lets go to Lindsay, with this evenings news update ( Read more... )

ate too much.