Title: Onew and His Condition (In Which He Pisses Off the Diva Key)
Author:
cindyxmcPairing: Onew/Key
Chapter: 1/2?
Genre: comedy?, romance
Rating: PG-13
Summary: uhm, in which Key was praising himself about his wide shoulders and Onew had to make the stupidest comment ever and get in trouble.
AN: Inspired by
this & this is pure! fail. -__-
Onew knew he is going to die when he gets home after the radio show. He can practically feel the dark and scary vibe coming from Key. Oh, how he hates pissing Key off.
Stupid stupid me, why oh why did my condition have to come out during that time?! Now he’s going to kill me! T.T Onew thinks, dreading the worst scenarios that can happen to him.
When they finally reached home, Key was the first one to get out of the van and slams open the dorm’s door. The others winced hearing all the noises Key was making in the kitchen. Jonghyun, Minho, and Taemin gave the leader a sympathetic look and an encouraging pat before they quickly went into their bedroom and locked the doorknob.
Key finally came out of the kitchen and walked into the living room where Onew was waiting for him. He stared at his boyfriend with so much pain and anger that it makes Onew feels bad and scared at the same time.
“How fucking dare you!” Key screeches at Onew who was sitting down on the sofa fidgeting.
“When I was beginning to be happy about my shoulders, you just HAD to make the stupidest comment ever!” Key fumed as he paced back and forth in front of Onew.
“I…I’m so-sorry!” Onew whimpered as Key gave him a death glare. He knew his apology wasn’t going to be accepted. He just hopes his boyfriend doesn’t kick him out of the room tonight and make him sleep in the living room. He hates being alone at night because he is secretly scared of the dark and he wants to cuddle with his Key.
“And you think that I’m going to forgive you just like that? You better think again Lee Jinki!!” Onew winced hearing his full name come out of Key’s mouth. He knows that when Key says his whole name; he’s in big trouble!
“I..I didn’t me-mean it, pl-please forgive me!” Onew begged giving Key his best puppy eyes.
“You think that your puppy eyes are going to save you?! I DON’T THINK SO!”
“Bu-but I..um..I’m sorry okay? Wh-what do you..um..want me t-to do to..um..ma-make it up to you? I’ll do..um..an-anything you want” Onew stuttered. He regrets ever saying those words when he sees a growing smirk on Key’s face. Oh, how he knew nothing good ever comes out with that smirk.
“Oh, I have the perfect suggestion” Key beams as he gave Onew his not-so-innocent smile. Onew smiles up at Key and pulled his boyfriend into a bear hug and kissed his forehead. Little did Onew know, his naivety got the better of him instead of his conscious that is telling him something is forming in Key’s mind.
Key almost faltered against his evil plan because Onew’s hugs are the best and it makes him feel like the luckiest guy in the world to be in Onew’s arms.
I will not waver I will not waver I will not waver!! Key thought while hugging Onew back.
“I love you so much” Onew said capturing Key’s lips “I love you too”
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TBC?! I don't know if I'm going to continue this.
My brain is fried and I can't even think of anything else for this.
Comments are loved & so is criticism. haha
I'm fine with both. XD