Austin, Baby!

[cinemagirl]

On my first morning in Austin, I woke up smiling. I was here, healthy, and in a hotel that was walking distance from everywhere I needed to go. And SXSW was happening. If I ignored how much this trip was costing me, everything was perfect. And ignoring reality is so very easy to do on vacation--especially in a place as magical as Austin. Yeah, that

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The downsides of Austin

[anonymous]

Since you are clearly in the pay of the Austin Texas tourist promotion board you neglected to mention a number of the disavantages to your visit to Austin:

1) You're in George W. Bush's home state...

2) You're surrounded by people who still can't accept the fact that they lost the Civil War fair and square

3) No one in your immediate vicinity has ever heard of Canada.

4) Everyone else thinks you talk funny (like a damn Yankee!)

5) Parker is pining away to nothing no matter how diligently your father attempts to feed him.

6) There are no White Spots in the entire state of Texas.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it!

Kindest regards,

Dr. Zoidberg