Funky Col' Madina !!

[cinemalifeolite]

I was thinking about moving down to one of those dull fishing communities in the swamp.

Like Venice or Port Allen or some dull town.

And there I will open up a chili business. Only chili. Verrryy hot chili. And verrry naughty chili.

This establishment will have no napkins, no drinks, nada. If you come into the "Chili Warehouse of Passion" expecting

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[blinkme4t5]

The only kind of partner I would want to be is life partner.

[cinemalifeolite]

Jesus Christ Stop that!!!!!!!!
The idea of a life partner gets me aroused in the weirdest way.
Maybe I just want some woman to tie me down... who knows.
I'm a fucking freak..

[blinkme4t5]

You seem to be fucking kinky...

[cinemalifeolite]

Noo girl,

I mean the actual over-used martial term, "tied down."
As in, "oh look at me, I do whatever my dominant wife tells me too," kinda tie-down.

[stolenpicnic]

post our poem before i kill you

[cinemalifeolite]

Gerrrrr...

Yes mam.