A letter

[cinephilechick]

Dear slack-jawed guy in the A's hat

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[sarcasticsiren]

Dear Paige,

You's a hottie! DIZNAMN!

And I like that hole in your pants. It makes you more...real. So many girls today are just so fake. But you're the genuine article!

I like your style. Can I buy you a drink?

Sincerely,
Slack-jawed guy in the A's hat
(it was on sale)

[lovesetme_free]

I died when I read the post. And I died again when I read the reply.