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[cinnabon_girl]

So we have a party at the house and I'm so bored. Everyone said ohhh come on, it's going to be so cool and we'll all have SUCH a good time. Mindy is in the bathroom making out with Louis and Molly has JimmyJon in the bedroom. So I'm stuck out here with all the LOSERS !!! And everyone is hitting on ME !! I wish they would so leave me alone and

Comments

[w0man_1n_r3d]

*mumbles* It means you didn't want to get gum in his pubes... don't kid yourself..

And I'm sure if you stand on an obliging streetcorner you can find some fun for the evening, honey...

[jones_classic]

Who got you the keg? Huh?! Picked up the guy workin' at Pretzel Time, didn't you?

...bitch.

Agent Jones!

[cinnabon_girl]

Where are you? *yells into the cell phone* And the guy at Pretzel time was cute. *says softer* Not as cute as you though.

You said you'd be here? I have several boytoys to choose from... or should I just wank?

And Agent Jones... who the piss is this bimbo? AND NO, I took the gum out so I wouldn't swallow it while he went down on me. D'ah!

Shut your pie hole, slapper..

[w0man_1n_r3d]

...I am Agent Jones' ex-girlfriend. *icy dead cold*

...And I've heard all about you too.... "Barely 18 Booty" .. that was the name of your film, wasn't it.. *shakes head*...

Have fun gettin' it in the Cinna Buns.. you might wanna use some lube next time though, it looked really painful..

rolls her eyes

[cinnabon_girl]

and I can shake this booty obviously better than yooooooo ! *shakes it*

And maybe Jones got you in the butt you but never me!

Besides, I never need lube, that's for old people who can't get wet enough. Jones always makes sure I am nice and ready for him, as I'm sure you know how well endowed he is.

I hope he comes back soon.