why i don't answer my phone :

[cinnamon_bread]

so ever since i got my new phone # a few months ago i keep getting collection calls for a man named "essie." its honestly ridiculous, i can't count the number of times i've checked my voice mail only to find the message is for a guy named essie who apparently doesn't know how to pay his bills. i guess you don't care that the GIRL in the VOICEMAIL

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[_43c]

Dude at least you didn't get a woman angrily looking for tyrone. And when you tell her there is no tyrone here and that she's got the wrong number, she proceeds to call you again but this time her number's "unavailable".

[cinnamon_bread]

hahah you should've told her tyrone is "busy." but i think this just proves how insane people are.

i've gotten calls like that before unfortunately.. this guy named mario kept calling me claiming i "knew who he was" and that i should give the phone to some guy named "jesse" so they can talk. he seriously called 5 times trying to convince me i knew him before matt got pissed and called him on his phone yelling. then this mario guy called him a pussy (LOL) and told him "FUCK YOU I DO WHAT I WANT." he stopped calling when matt threatened to call the police.

[_43c]

Damn that's fucking scary. It makes my jealous girlfriends and people calling for a restaurant called juliana's seem alright.