Who are those guys?
Congratulations!
You just purchased a part of our newest product series, the Die Ärzte(tm). The Die Ärzte(tm) are a trinity of three high-tech androids who will do practically anything in and around the house.
There are three different models in the Die Ärzte(tm) series: Untoter Graf(tm), or Bela B; Zombiejägergitarrist(tm), or Farin Urlaub; and Latinobassist(tm), or Rodrigo Gonzalez. Those three models are diffentently equipped to accomodate everybody's taste. Let's take a look at the three models.
As you can see, the Untoter Graf(tm) model is the smallest, but most wiry one. It will do anything that concerns handling heavy things, such as drum kits or cartons. Please remember not to overfeed it, because it tends to get a small belly; and see to cleaning the metal bits every few days. Caution: Some of the parts may leak in the cleaning process. Don't ignore it, but be prepared for some affectionate cuddling afterwards, just make sure it keeps its teeth in check. The model is not compatible with bigger dogs, though it does enjoy some doggy here and there. If you already have a dog, purchase the Zombiejägergitarrist(tm) for protection. The Untoter Graf(tm) comes with a cuddle coffin and a bunch of toys it can occupy itself with in its free time.
The Zombiejägergitarrist(tm) is best used to mow the lawn, or, on the other hand, to chase zombies out of your front yard. With its towering figure and the flashing biting devices (remember to clean every day), it will be more of a watch dog than your four-legged friend could ever be - though, should you have purchased it along with an Untoter Graf(tm), you should not let the two of them play together without someone to watch over them, for their games might exaggerate a little. The Zombiejägergitarrist(tm) comes with a complete zombie killer kit and toys like the Untoter Graf(tm), with exception of the drum kit that is replaced with a guitar.
The Latinobassist(tm) is the most versatile of our models. While the other two are more experienced with handling all of their toys and are able to rest in any position imaginable, no matter what you do with them, this one is an expert in matters of technique and style. It should be able to handle most instruments you throw at it and can provide evening program for the whole family. It is the most sensitive of the three models, but has the big advantage of cleaning itself due to its shyness. The Latinobassist(tm) comes with various instruments, toys and a double language module (Spanish/German).
Please remember to take care of the models of the Die Ärzte(tm) series. They are equipped with highly sensitive sensors, and are likely to get rusty if they are not oiled regularly. Best purchase two different models, they already will know how to take care about each other thanks to one of the newest technologies on the market!
You can take them with you on your holidays, they like seeing the world. Just make sure the Zombiejägergitarrist(tm) doesn't get its hands on a motorbike, it will be gone faster than you can imagine. If you have purchased more than one model of the series, or have friends who possess another one, you can let them play together, as already stated. You should just provide enough lubrication in any form, some of their toys shouldn't be used without. It's fun to watch them while playing, too - you can even tape it and show the videos of the boys to your friends - fun evenings are guaranteed!
Have fun with your new and cuddly Die Ärzte(tm) friend!
You just purchased a part of our newest product series, the Die Ärzte(tm). The Die Ärzte(tm) are a trinity of three high-tech androids who will do practically anything in and around the house.
There are three different models in the Die Ärzte(tm) series: Untoter Graf(tm), or Bela B; Zombiejägergitarrist(tm), or Farin Urlaub; and Latinobassist(tm), or Rodrigo Gonzalez. Those three models are diffentently equipped to accomodate everybody's taste. Let's take a look at the three models.
As you can see, the Untoter Graf(tm) model is the smallest, but most wiry one. It will do anything that concerns handling heavy things, such as drum kits or cartons. Please remember not to overfeed it, because it tends to get a small belly; and see to cleaning the metal bits every few days. Caution: Some of the parts may leak in the cleaning process. Don't ignore it, but be prepared for some affectionate cuddling afterwards, just make sure it keeps its teeth in check. The model is not compatible with bigger dogs, though it does enjoy some doggy here and there. If you already have a dog, purchase the Zombiejägergitarrist(tm) for protection. The Untoter Graf(tm) comes with a cuddle coffin and a bunch of toys it can occupy itself with in its free time.
The Zombiejägergitarrist(tm) is best used to mow the lawn, or, on the other hand, to chase zombies out of your front yard. With its towering figure and the flashing biting devices (remember to clean every day), it will be more of a watch dog than your four-legged friend could ever be - though, should you have purchased it along with an Untoter Graf(tm), you should not let the two of them play together without someone to watch over them, for their games might exaggerate a little. The Zombiejägergitarrist(tm) comes with a complete zombie killer kit and toys like the Untoter Graf(tm), with exception of the drum kit that is replaced with a guitar.
The Latinobassist(tm) is the most versatile of our models. While the other two are more experienced with handling all of their toys and are able to rest in any position imaginable, no matter what you do with them, this one is an expert in matters of technique and style. It should be able to handle most instruments you throw at it and can provide evening program for the whole family. It is the most sensitive of the three models, but has the big advantage of cleaning itself due to its shyness. The Latinobassist(tm) comes with various instruments, toys and a double language module (Spanish/German).
Please remember to take care of the models of the Die Ärzte(tm) series. They are equipped with highly sensitive sensors, and are likely to get rusty if they are not oiled regularly. Best purchase two different models, they already will know how to take care about each other thanks to one of the newest technologies on the market!
You can take them with you on your holidays, they like seeing the world. Just make sure the Zombiejägergitarrist(tm) doesn't get its hands on a motorbike, it will be gone faster than you can imagine. If you have purchased more than one model of the series, or have friends who possess another one, you can let them play together, as already stated. You should just provide enough lubrication in any form, some of their toys shouldn't be used without. It's fun to watch them while playing, too - you can even tape it and show the videos of the boys to your friends - fun evenings are guaranteed!
Have fun with your new and cuddly Die Ärzte(tm) friend!