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Aug 23, 2003 00:11

Title: Have you're cake and eat it
Author: Chardonnay
Fandom: Lotrips
Rating: NC-17 (omg i wrote porn!!!)
MST Rating: P for poisonous like scary icing on bad cake
MiSTed by: Mistwriter

( so not part of this complete healthy breakfast )

Comments 16

emiwenis August 23 2003, 07:46:14 UTC

I <3 you guys.

emiwenis August 23 2003, 17:53:43 UTC

Thanks! 'twas fun!

~Mistwriter

emiwenis August 23 2003, 19:58:09 UTC

It's just like Guy Gavriel Kay only it makes me want to eat ground glass.

The funny in that line alone was enough to triumph over the shittiness of the original story.

THANK YOU!

i_am_that_is August 23 2003, 15:04:20 UTC

*snort*
Ahhh...it is lovely to read bits of intelligence sprinkled into the mire of forehead-smack-inducing stupidity we have here.

i_am_that_is August 23 2003, 17:55:16 UTC

It was a dirty job but someone had to do it. Glad you liked it.

~Mistwriter

circle_jerk August 23 2003, 18:07:17 UTC

You have managed to turn the pain into something much more bearable. Thank God.

circle_jerk August 24 2003, 03:54:33 UTC

*martyred look*

It's a far far better thing I do....

OK cutting the crap, I love mocking shit like this.

~Mistwriter

anonymous August 23 2003, 18:08:29 UTC

Woo! Bring on the funny! This rocks! The original story? Not so much.

anonymous August 24 2003, 03:20:36 UTC

I was ready to end it all after reading the story, but this MiSt has made me choose life!

Choose Life! anonymous August 24 2003, 06:21:29 UTC

with apologies to Trainspotting, Renton and whoever wrote this bitChoose Lij. Choose a three movie role. Choose a film career. Choose a partnership with Dom. Choose a fucking big PR cover up, choose X-boxes, compact disc players and Queens of the Stone Age. Choose shout outs, insane candle-burning fans, and kerfluffles. Choose Sir Ian selling out to make a buck. Choose a home with Sean's brother. Choose your friends secretly lusting after you. Choose casual clothes and matching orange and yellow. Choose a three-piece suit wanting to run your career and suppress Teh Gay . Choose AFT and wondering why you do it in the produce aisle on a Sunday morning. Choose bending over the couch while your lover rims you or fondles your pearly white man boobs. Choose rotting away doing Comic Cons and talk shows because the PR Devils own you, spending all your time desperately posting to HRW in an effort to let the world know of your Sekrit Gay Lurve, nothing more than a pawn to a selfish, fucked up BNF who uses you to gain followers in her cult ( ... )

Re: Choose Life! anonymous August 24 2003, 07:44:37 UTC

u spelled 'weirdos' wrogn

asshole

y r u tryign to surpress us?! leave us alone!!!!

i hate you all

Thread 6

big_name_jerk August 23 2003, 18:10:13 UTC

Oh, darling, thank Gay Jesus people like you exist. I was truly about to spork Chardonnay's eyes out, but you have calmed me with thy superb wit.

big_name_jerk August 24 2003, 06:26:36 UTC

Oh wow! You read it and liked it? How cool is that?

Thank you!

~Mistwriter