Life is short. Eat dessert first.

[cirelo]

The highest form of flattery:

Dear Other Drivers:

Stop doing 67 in the left lane.  It's illegal, and dangerous.  And move the hell over when someone flashes there lights to remind you that what you are doing is illegal and dangerous.  You bastards.

Learn to drive,
Jonas

Dear Morning Show DJ's:

STFU. 
Seriously.  No one wants to hear you talk.  If we were

Comments

[mylittlepwny]

In case you'd like to flatter me some more, here's some more inspiration: The Beginning.
The Middle.

No End.
I've taken too many How to Leave an Audience in Suspense classes to fall for that one.
And I guess some How to Capitalize only Every other Word classes, too. On the side.

Anyway.

Hey Jonas,

You get three guesses as to where I'll be for Thanksgiving.
Readysetgo?
READYSETGO.

No? Still got nothing?
You should have gone with your first instinct, I can feel it, because the answer is Miami, Jonas, I will be in Miami.
That is, in the same city as you. This is remarkably like old times and I know you have missed it.

Klingon Salute,
Melissa

[cirelo]

Ah, see, that is where you are wrong, m'dear. You wont be in the same city as me, because I'll be in good old NPR. Oh the irony!

[mylittlepwny]

What a shame and a half.

[idriveatruck]

What I get no love I miss Fl

[cirelo]

LOL!

Florida misses you too... :(

email

[idriveatruck]

Did you ever get my email?

Re: email

[cirelo]

Yes, Actually I did, I am just kind of a dickhead and didn't respond. Sorry about that! Especially since you were sending it to see if it was the right one. I will reply tomorrow, I promise. ^_^